Actually I spent very little time in Austin. Sorry if it sounded like I’m a massive Austin fan, it really just seems significantly less embarrassing than the rest of the state.

Oh a city of millions have a few places you like to eat? Man, your anecdotal evidence really got me. That fucking meatball you ate totally puts Houston on the same level as Chicago. Good point, man.

Is Chicago perfect? Certainly not. But the idea that loyalty is all Chicago has is absurd.

1) I never said that Chicago was exempt from awful racist asshole white people. Houston just goes above and beyond.

When I moved there I asked around about what there is to see. “The Galleria” was a common reply.

I maintain that Austin should not be considered part of Texas.

Northern burbs. And, to state the obvious, the whites were by far the worst.

I’ve lived in suburban Chicago and Houston. It baffles me that anyone would voluntarily move to Houston. It us a garbage shit if a city filled with awful people.

I hope he breaks his leg riding that stupid fucking bike. And when he does, I hope the doctor saws his fucking leg off.

What’s microsoft?

while I see your point, I think you are dramatically underestimating how much progress has been made in such a short amount of time.

My first smartphone was the Nexus S. It was amazing to me then and is now quant, almost laughable. Yet it is less than five years old.

FIVE.

Will tech continue to improve? Yeah, sure. But…

You really think that being thrown on a pile of weapons designed to kill isn’t a further problem?

Beating someone is terrible, obviously, but not so terrible that the act can’t be worse.

I’m not the type of dude to get all hyped about our military and how much better it is than blah blah blah, but China’s military probably is laughably inept.

Wait. He fucks with people just for ordering egg whites?

This was never supposed to be “the year.” Where they're at is already gravy.

That’s why there’s guys on the team like David Ross and Montero. Plus, even though Rizzo is 26, he plays like a veteran.

This man is a badass.

that’s all I have to say.

Why must they ruin this with Oxygen OS? “Hey you get three extra features and the only downside is we will never ever EVER update this!”

You are.

You’ve lost your entertainment value and you’ve cluttered this page far more than I. Now shush and scamper off so the adults can talk.