I hope he breaks his leg riding that stupid fucking bike. And when he does, I hope the doctor saws his fucking leg off.

You really think that being thrown on a pile of weapons designed to kill isn’t a further problem?

Beating someone is terrible, obviously, but not so terrible that the act can’t be worse.

Wait. He fucks with people just for ordering egg whites?

This was never supposed to be “the year.” Where they're at is already gravy.

That’s why there’s guys on the team like David Ross and Montero. Plus, even though Rizzo is 26, he plays like a veteran.

You are.

You’ve lost your entertainment value and you’ve cluttered this page far more than I. Now shush and scamper off so the adults can talk.

No YOU go away.

I’m not sure. Could you diagram that sentence for me?

See? You prove my point.

Cool story.

So why do you not apply this to BLM?

Actually they DID single out Sanders to the exclusion of other candidates. It’s why a lot of people are angry.

Not always.

My uncle, a mechanic at a GM dealer once told me that at least twice a week someone will have their car towed in because they locked themselves out They then proceed to explain they are locked out because they lost the remote keyless entry... then they hand him the valet key.

I imagine when Stewart took over it was assumed everyone would be let ho and an entirely new cast brought on. Maybe he needed to be specifically hired in order to stay?

This is truly confusing. No part of a football game involves permission either. Teams don’t grant you permission to score or advance the ball. Its pure applesauce.

I look forward to the coming demise of this unbeatably annoying team.

I’m 32 and I’ve been a fan essentially since birth. The best picture ever taken if me was me standing on the couch, very very young, but celebrating with the touchdown sign looking fucking INTENSE. The pic is dated January 1986.

What a half added, dogshit article.