I don't understand why the Braves gave Nick Markakis 11 Million.

I mean that. I'm not a Braves fan thats pounding the table yelling "what are they DOIN', Bro?"
I'm honestly asking. They spent their offseason trying to unload everyone they could, and then give 8-figures to a below average right fielder on the wrong side…

"Ballpark unlike any other" Do you understand what that means?
There's probably a few reasons it's unlike any other... and most of them suck.

I'm a Cubs fan. And I USED TO think Wrigley had "charm" until I went to a game up in Milwaukee and realised that Wrigley is an embarrassing, 19th century toilet.

Whatever charm it…

maybe it's a poor method but the fact remains that this fight was a notably different circumstance and its fairly plain to see that a choke was nowhere close to being locked in, and the fighter on top was not even remotely in danger.

looks pretty clearly to be an airway obstruction for a prolonged period. Hypoxia induced cardiac arrest.

Do you know how tiny these cars are?

I drive a Scion TC and pulled up next to an Elise in traffic. I felt like I was driving an Expedition.

They're impossibly small. 4 seconds is SORCERY.

I also use the Forlife "stump" teapot. great stuff.

I also use the Forlife "stump" teapot. great stuff.

So, in Russia even the sane people are pretty crazy.

Someone get Richard Sherman to tell Gronk how hard student athletes have it.

reminds me of:

http://gph.is/1krxuDB

SOoooooooo,

As a CARDIOLOGIST, is he against CHEMICALS like Atropine, Adenosine, Cardizem, Amiodarone, and other medications used to correct abnormal cardiac behavior?

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Oh, please.

1.6% of college football players, sure. okay. But let's not pretend these players all have an equal chance to be drafted. The 3rd string fullback at Southwestern Wyoming State Polytech and the starting defensive End at Texas A&M both contribute equally to that stat but no one is delusional enough to think…

so, he's blind to the fact that writing about these dudes is even less stressful?

As a Bears fan, I watched Devin Hester do many great things, but I must also remember him getting slammed by Josh Brown as well.

Brown took him down so damn hard then immediately popped back to his feet to let out a battle cry of celebration that Clay Matthews wishes he could match.

This is great.

I'm sure the media can be annoying but at the same time, no one is asking these players to write a thesis is response to these questions. Glad to see Pierce make fun of how hard this is not.

As health care professional, I believe this man may currently be having a stroke.

Maybe even two or three.

Or he's a diabetic with low blood sugar.
Or he may be drunk.

Jesus, I think he may be a hypoglycemic diabetic that is inebriated while having multiple strokes.

After this season, I'm having trouble being optimistic...

But I will say that Fox will have accountability and respect from the players, which trestman had 0% of, that being his downfall.

If you live in a state where "buffets" is that popular, suicide is TOTALLY an option.

"In reporting this story, I heard a lot of rumors about Jones's cocaine use, some of which went past what you'd expect of a rich young celebrity in 2014. I left those alone partly because..., as evidenced by his success, whatever he's been up to late at night hasn't hurt his athletic performance much."

Using…

To be fair, it would've been, like, REALLY awkward to include something like cocaine abuse in what is virtually a short book that's kissing his ass.

Reality really fucks up a fluff piece.