Well, one of them might be OK. The others are almost certain to be terrible.

The sun rises, the sun sets, Yelp is accused of doing something massively dickish and unethical. Let’s get to it,…

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I can’t for the life of me figure out what this Change.org petition is trying to satirize.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

This story is literally Old Man Yells At Plastic Toy. Strap in.

Well, that’s certainly...uh...a thing.

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If a stunt carried out by one Italian newspaper is any indication, Yelp isn’t the only terrible online review site.

Whole Foods co-CEO’s John Mackey, Walter Robb, and Walter Robb’s extremely unfortunate shirt put out a YouTube video…

Perhaps 9 out of every 10 times an owner responds snarkily to a bad Yelp review, it winds up making the owner look…

This is the first dispatch from Meredith’s new baking column, Nothing Fancy.

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Pictured above: what McDonald’s desperately wishes it was offering.

In support of yesterdays Obergefell v. Hodges ruling, Ben & Jerry’s is renaming one of their most popular ice cream…

Washington Post writer Roberto A. Ferdman has decided to take a stand for all right-thinking restaurant customers…

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This is a really good day for batshit headlines.

Just your average day in New York City, really.

There is a right and a wrong answer to this question.