Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

Apparently, no one that works for Haagen-Dazs Japan has ever tasted either vegetables OR ice cream, given their most…

A Southern California Del Taco is in a bit of hot water after a credit card glitch accidentally caused several…

Hey, not to freak anyone out or anything, but the world might become a post-apocalyptic wasteland where people fight…

Freshly-approved by the FDA, US markets are about to get their first taste of powdered alcohol. So, basically, we're…

Apparently, the universe hates me more than I thought it did, because a company is now selling two products that…

General Mills, purveyor of many fine not-quite-foods, has just introduced the world's must unfathomably bizarre…

Apparently, the makers of once-popular sports supplement Craze have been putting more than protein in their tubs.

California's transphobic dickhead community just got a financial boost from the man in charge of the company behind…

If I learned two things when I ranked Little Debbie Snack Foods, they were that a) there's a lot of humor to be…

Dominos is now marketing pizzas with numerous crusts made out of fried chicken. Well done, America. You just crossed…

Holy ballsacks. Yes, those are real rabbit pelts. Nope, I'm not joking — this is actually happening right now.

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…

I have no idea what to make of this information. Apparently KFC, that place that sells the chicken fried in the…

Denver's soon-to-be newest Bed and Breakfast is exactly what you think it is. Oh, man, I have so many jokes lined up…

In the wake of the Federal government refusing to label the presence of GMO's in foods, several states have taken it…

In an apparent attempt to win the gold medal in the 100-Meter Giving No Fucks at the You Have Got to Be Shitting Me…

The residents of Irwindale, CA have apparently just joined me as apparently the only people in America who think…

Wal-Mart has announced that it will start a new push to sell organic foods for at least 25% cheaper than its…

Welcome to another edition of Foods That Should Not Exist, where for some reason — probably my own inability to…