Maybe the plan is as much about having something to use to get the actors to sign multi-picture deals, get investors on board, as well as building a self-fulfilling hype-prophecy, than it is about actually being positive that all will go well?

Marvel has been developing Psychohistory for years.

You were with her THIRTEEN YEARS and still hadn't gotten married? You really shouldn't be giving advice to anyone. It sounds like there were serious problems with that relationship you are not ready to admit.

Because I'm secretly TVTropes in human form.

The change in Jezebel is not good. And I say this as a trim, active, conventionally pretty, heteronormative, cisgender, and privileged person in every way (except ethnicity; I'm notwhite). But I liked Jez better when it was different.

Okay, this might be unpopular, and I understand if you ignore it. But I really dislike this post. Like, a lot.

I got married a year ago, and at the time I found there to be quite a bit of anti-wedding bias on the Jezebel editorial staff; a good deal of the wedding-related posts were mocking traditions or, worse,…

Wow, kudos to the first fellow for actually sticking around as a friend and apparently actually seriously trying to be one instead of circling about like a vulture. He's not complaining about the woman because she wouldn't date him, his main beef is that she and others apparently just make shitty friends afterward.

As…

I wonder if all the friend zone gif masters actually read what he wrote.

If you're judging Halloween candy by healthiness you're doing it wrong :p

...while suicides and homicides both peaked during the 1990s.

In context, the quote does not suggest what you seem to think it does:

Or a man saying, "I was curious if I could care about access to contraceptives on some fundamental level, and I couldn't."

a. My little sister comes up to me and says "some old lady just fucking pushed me, she just hit me." Oh fucking hell no, no one's gonna touch my sister.

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

I mean, it was kind of relevant to this piece.

My friends wonder why I'm still single when I have the population of a large metropolitan area available.

okay, i already disliked him from his OkC pic, and my feelings were reaffirmed when i saw that he posted a vertical video to YouTube.

Colin Feming? http://colinfleminglit.com/

Weird, he doesn't LOOK like a raging assho— oh wait.