I just had my Nexplanon taken out a week ago after having it in only 4 months. The first month had no side effects whatsoever, but after I started my first period with it in, I never stopped bleeding. I basically had a three-month long period. Then sex started being painful, and I was fed up. I switched straight to…

For everyone I know who's gotten busted for expired tags, it happened while the car was parked.

Or maybe she was always on top and wouldn’t let him touch it?

The real question is: how did her hair always look perfect in all those situations that imply she had just been having sex or sleeping or something?

Is it really that hard for you to mentally replace “flight to Beirut” with “road trip to a nearby National Park”? The idea was that she took some time to hang out with her friends without a baby and husband in tow. The “Beirut” part was totally inconsequential.

Saying you love her is great, but it is not a replacement for praising her talents and accomplishments. The actual recommendation from those studies is that instead of praising a child’s abilities as if they are innate (“You are so smart to figure that out!”), you should praise their effort (“You must have worked so…

Whenever I’m on a date and I order an imperial stout, it almost always gets set in front of my male companion.

If only California would do more to restrict its use in agriculture!

You are missing the joke. Dihydrogen monoxide is water.

This is my favorite.

Even for a totally casual no-big-deal occasion, I can't imagine planning to wear something I had never tried on.

One of my boyfriend's eyebrows is always raised too. It just makes him look perpetually quizzical, or sometimes just a bit goofy, but that matches his personality, so it's all good! Before I figured it out though, I always thought his glasses were on crooked and would try to fix them to no avail.

Ah, I have that sometimes too. I have a face like you'd expect to see in an old painting, with a Roman nose and full cheeks. I think it's awesome, but it's not in line with the button noses and high cheekbones of Hollywood beauties, so I assume people will think I'm like a four. I'm getting over that now.

Any type of registry that doesn't have reasonably priced options is super annoying, but I don't think that's a problem with the concept of the honeyfund.

That was where I got confused too. I'm guessing they imagine it going down something like this: First, the clinic staff will do everything in their power to convince a woman not to got through with the abortion (without mentioning the reversible part). But, if the sinful slut still wants to go through with it after…

There are plenty of fun, fast-paced board games that would be very appropriate for a lively social event. I take it you've never ventured much beyond the staid old classics like Scrabble and Monopoly.

Did you pay for it yourself? I feel like that usually makes people remember exact costs much better than if someone else picked up the tab. For example, my concept of the total cost of my undergraduate degree is a little vague, even though I definitely looked at the bills before I forwarded them to my parents;…

My sister once went to return a phone to Costco after literally dropping it in a cup of tea. She did not expect a refund; she just wanted to buy a replacement. She was completely honest about how it was broken. They not only exchanged it for an identical phone at no cost - they gave her an extra $50, because the…

"I'd like to see someone propose with a beautiful ring ... while one of the partners is being arrested. Then let's see if the ring makes up for that."

Jamie is a pretty common nickname for girls. Shouldn't be too complicated.