The funny thing about Global's annoying reply to you is that the answer actually cannot be found anywhere on the first page of Google results. Even if you scroll all the way through the Urban Dictionary page for "boo," there is nothing about race.

Seriously. If you don't actually give a shit about the people who are getting married and you don't think they value having you there, don't attend the wedding.

Seriously, this article is the equivalent of an obnoxious commenter saying, "I can't believe Jezebel is posting about nail polish when people are dying in ___ right now."

I don't think it's that big of a deal either way. You're not lying if you decide to start the story a little later, but lots of couples have that kind of non-linear story. What exactly are you worried that your relatives will think if you tell them the truth?

Did he ever actually find the Slutty Pumpkin? I didn't watch all of them in later seasons.

It's obviously bad that a double standard is being applied, but it's hard for me to get too angry about this, since I don't think Stand Your Ground laws make sense for any type of situation. So why would I want to expand the situations under which this horribly unjust law can be applied? If someone's life really is…

It hardly looks like something that was produced on his behalf by a PR department. It's not on letterhead or even formatted like a business letter. It's just a simple note like someone might write for a friend (you know, if you printed out messages for friends instead of emailing them).

Also, even if it is their own children, why is having kids automatically a "fail"? That doesn't necessarily mean they are married. Lots of single parents of both genders use dating apps.

I don't use Tinder, but when I'm on OKCupid, I often see pictures of guys with brides or children, and there's usually a caption to explain that it is their sister or nephew or some other person that totally makes sense. Does Tinder not have captions?

Good for you! I also ended up going on a couple dates with someone I met on a subway once. There's nothing inherently wrong with men approaching strangers if they are respectful and competent at picking up on cues when their attention is not welcome.

Annoying actor? Yeah, because God knows he always plays the same damn type.

From what I understand, the Daily Mail photo is probably not actually Lena Heady. She used a body double for most of the scene.

I believe that style of having the text appear on screen was pioneered by the BBC show Sherlock, which also did a great job of featuring texting as a natural means of communication.

It really makes no difference to such deluded people what the author's own beliefs are. People regularly accuse Lord of the Rings of being somehow anti-Christian, even though Tolkien was the most devout and unwavering Catholic a person could possibly be.

OK, well, sorry if I misunderstood you. Also sorry that I've now dismissed your comment. I'm not trying to silence you, but I am tired of talking about this, and Kinja does not allow me to delete my own comments, so that's the only way to make the thread disappear from general view.

I made a comment specifically stating that I relate to #6, and she replied to me saying that everyone who relates to #6 has no real problems. That is clearly about me.

Even if I had meant that statement so literally, I've actually seen a lot of cassiebearRAWR's comments on this site.

I always try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. Hence why I focused on the only thing I liked about this article to give a positive comment. But when someone is hostile to me from the start, telling me I'm an "adorkable white girl whose problems are trivial in the grand scheme of things," I'm not going to…

Fuck you.

The only one I really relate to is #6, but that's pretty much spot-on.