My mom likes my name just fine, despite it being one of the most common for women around my age. I like it too. It seems like, “Ugh, all the other kids in school will have that name,” has almost replaced, “Ugh, that name is weird and people will make fun of it,” as the common name fear, but really, it seems like…

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

i know this is really mean, but i thought that was king joffrey at first.

That’s what I hated the most about playing the violin: There is no such thing as “Pep Orchestra”.

Not since 1776!

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Taylor’s gonna move back to Nashville now, start wearing old-timey dresses, and make a record direct to 16-track analog tape with either Dan Auerbach or Jack White producing. JUST YOU WATCH.

I’ll admit that I agree with parts of what he’s saying. I don’t think it’s as cut and dry as legalization = great, everything’s fine now. I’m definitely not down with sex workers being punished in any way. It also really doesn’t sit well with me that legalizing sex work perpetuates the idea that women’s bodies are…

There’s a reason God left Jesus up there on that cross: to teach him to pull himself up by his bootstraps.

I always knew god hated socialists.

Now mind you, it’s BEYONCE who is being racially divisive and preventing us from moving on from the past.

Dark hair wore it better, simply because I hate chokers like the other chick is wearing. It reminds me of that stupid neck “shadow” on Doug Funny.

Okay. So the models right? they’re all on this island and taking pictures but also trying to be a survivor. And they’re naked and afraid. But also there’s this bachelor, right? Picking between them and it’s this amazing race to see who will be his wife. Swap that location halfway through the season and put them in…

The parents of trans girls don’t want their daughters to use the bathroom with young men who are going through their natural hormonal changes, either, especially since that poses far more of a risk to them than to a cis girl sharing a bathroom with a trans girl.

Trans girls aren't young men. And, if they're going through any hormonal changes, it's probably the same ones your daughter would be going through, because we have modern medicine now that does such things. So, how about you either take a chill pill, or have the decency to own your transphobia. Don't hide behind your…

Trans women aren’t men, so shouldn’t be a problem for your hypothetical teenage daughter.

Just imagine how good that piano could sound if you cheap and lazy internet fucks were willing to pay more than a penny per song.