You don’t know my life! I do too think about what it would be like to be 10 feet tall and blue. And lately, with the orange one in charge,I’d even be willing to live on a planet with giant birds. I who am a bit scared of pigeons.(How are pigeons always fully grown? How!?)

In Spanish pasta can mean: pasta, money, drugs, shortbread, and it is also an ice cream flavour.

As with any foods in Türkiye güzel: the greatest cuisine on earth.

Hmm wonder if she’ll use the affluenza defense.

Now, the Cylops are potential beauty icons because they have an additional third eye to apply a great eyeshadow look

Something that comes to my mind as I read stories like this is how much my brother loves this country, despite how much it hates him and wants him gone. As a vet I wonder how he’s still able to maintain the level of patriotism he has towards a nation that won’t let him serve. Won’t let him put his life on the line to…

Thank you. It made no sense that she would be taken to an ER but only checked out by paramedics (and also, no one gets taken to and is out of the ER in under an hour).

Next you’re going to see Jay Sekulow attempt to insist that when Trump was referring to a “witch hunt” it had nothing to do with the special counsel’s activities and was actually in response to the constant accusations of night-dancing and crop-sabotage leveled at Trump by Goody Pritchard.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

I always figured Chip would get caught getting a shiplap dance from a slutty contractor.

“...for some reason, rap music.” Dafuq? I’ve never felt compelled to qualify or explain or wonder about WHY I like any of the music I like. For what possible reason would he feel the need to do so for rap? Hmmm....I’m sure I don’t have ANY idea what that’s all about.

I heard nutrish is like McDonald’s for your dog. What do you feed your dog? I have mine on deer meat and scraps of beef plus prescription kibble per his vet’s recommendation but I’m curious what other people feed their dogs. He also loves peanut butter, apples and sweet potatoes.

My beef is really just with the name. “I shorten words! I’m ADORABLE!”

Just when I thought I’d found all of the reasons I could to hate Rachel Ray.....”NUTRISH.”

In the vast field of dumb rom coms, it’s in my top ten. Number one is the Decoy Bride. If it’s a movie set in a green rocky place with a good-looking man I can’t resist.

OMG I’m dying over that pic of her in the boxing gloves! What a marvelous scruffle pup!!

Nope. Ginger Adam Driver

I was taking a break and happened upon this post and my first thought was “GODDAMNIT AIMEE LUTKIN! THIS IS MY BEAT!”

He’ll probably have Melania do it.

You can’t censor nipples! Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.