Wish you’d said “bow WOW was that a fun start”.

Oh god, I had to read this about 4 times before I realized that the IRS agent was making the dispensary owner pay off the IRS agent’s student loans. I was reading it that the IRS agent made the dispensary owner pay off his own student loans, and I could not, for the life of me, figure out why he would care.

Yes.

It’s tempting to like Megyn Kelly because she gets into feuds with douchebags about their bullshit and then I remember that she also works for Fox and is a republican and isn’t exactly speaking truth to power herself.

Every slaughterhouse cow dies, but only one truly lived.

Knock knock!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Sorry all those people are so boring.

It’s a tragic wank.

Roux Paul! I love the name!

Aw! Alibaba is the most perfect name possible for him.

“But the main takeaway for researchers, and us, is simple: Why marry the cow when living with it will do just as well?”

Of course he wasn’t straddling her. She was straddling him.

I run an intern program in a particular field of science. Over the years, we have seen an increase in African-American applicants, and have accepted and watched their careers flourish. So Scalia can suck it.

This is reading really privilege-y to me. There are some who have the privilege of accidental pregnancies being okay, or even welcomed. If that’s you, then don’t get an IUD. No one is making women get IUDs if they don’t want them.

Yes, she gives me $7,000 per post. It freaking rules.

I believe he’s most famous for dating Ashlee Simpson, who’s most famous for being Jessica Simpsons younger sister.

Judging by his repeated misuse of the word whom, I’m guessing this guy wouldn’t suffer a which to live, either.

I’m shaking with anger reading your story. We deserve so much better than this.