While this is gross, come on. This isn't even a top five Shrayber post for grossness.

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

If I thought I could teach my Boston to do this, I would drop $300 on a roomba right now. But she won't sit still for 5 seconds. She did wear this Christmas headband around for a long time today and that was pretty adorable.

There can only be one: Fairytale of New York by the Pogues. I have no idea how big this song is in countries that aren't Ireland, but I can comfortably say it's the best song ever written.

fuck yeah coloring!!

"What's wrong with my human? Why isn't she funplaytimego!® ready?" Haha adorable. I'm hoping to get a dog soon and all these "dogs are awesome" posts I keep coming across are getting me crazy pumped.

When I got the death flu last year, my dog basically refused to leave my side. When I was too sick to walk him, my housemate had to literally drag him out, even when he had to be full to bursting. And I had to move his food and water to my bedroom because he just wouldn't eat if he had to "desert" me to do it. It's…

That went straight to the feels. Now I have to pretend I have allergies at work. Thanks for sharing.

Each of the 6 surgeries I had, Little Kitty would sit on me 24/7 until I was on my feet again. Like, for two weeks straight. My family would bring her meals w/ mine so she didnt have to leave. When she couldn't sit on me bc I was in pain, she'd sleep on the pillow with her nose pressed against my cheek, watching me…

"Now, that first story might not seem to be some huge righteous vengeance,..."

Seriously??

I will not tell you exactly how, but I realized the other day that my boyfriend and I's couple name is SHAZAM! It's awesome.

I had to laugh. That Thing You Do had the Oneders (which Ed Sullivan pronounced O-Needers).

'Ello. Girl who threatened to go to Target after work and get a Puppy Surprise here. Just did it. She's white and lavender and her name is SUGAR because of course it is. And no, I haven't opened her yet because I'm relishing the suspense. And yes, I COULD HAVE waited until Christmas but I'm glad I didn't because there…

I loved the Brandy Cinderella....and the 1965 one with Lesley Ann Warren:

Seth Cohen can die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. That jerk killed Dave Rygalski, the only good boyfriend Stars Hollow ever saw.

Duggar literally incurred the wrath of God

is Tumbler still alive????

Maybe it's just because it's late and I've had a few drinks, but I just snorted at Doomed Eater. Because, for any UK habitueé who's ever been near one, how can this not be INGESTION OF DOOM

Oh John Cleese, funny walk that statement back.