If you read the language of the bill, which I am sure you did not, you'd see that affirmative consent is not necessarily defined as "affirmative verbal consent." It's defined as "an affirmative, conscious and voluntary agreement" by both parties to engage in sexual activity. Consent can be nonverbal; California…

Yup. I came here to say this is amateur time. I wear a 32 EE. When I go running, keys, tissues, phone, go in there anyway. I could easily put a liter of vodka in there. (Damn, going to Hollywood bowl tonight, I might try this! Thanks for the tip!)

Ah I see what they did there with that photo, making all the buildings out the window glow a red colour. Because this guy is all about the red right? Having sex with you while your on your period, having sex with you in a room that's all red, beating you with a belt until your skin turns red.

I prefer "slut it up" to "whore around". But that's just me. I like the word "slut".

So now North West can pilot a plane?!

"Unfortunate?" Oh honey. No, no, no, no.

It's obviously a joke, but something being "a joke" doesn't mean it's not harmful.

Coming from New York, I was friends with a lot of the fashion designers. I grew up in a world around models and supermodels and designers and fashion. In L.A., they were very much like, 'What is that? I don't really know what that is.

Nope. Not a real thing. I work in production, costume people follow designers.

Commonly asked questions, and answers from those of us with bifid uvulas:

Oooh, you just reminded me - Drew Barrymore and Tom Green. WTH?

FFS bisexuality is a thing.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

How do you know that this kid doesn't have structure? She's a child and I remember being a pretty shitty child even though my parents gave me lots of structure.Never mind if you gave me my own tv show and free things, I probably would have slapped the president. At 8, I probably didn't understand the whole concept of…

God, and I thought her Marilyn Monore/President performance was all sorts of uncomfortable. Gaga needs to step away from the rape "metaphors."

"Jen is beside herself over the news," a source close to the "Friends" star recently revealed. "For a long time, she was jealous that Angelina has the family she had always dreamed of having with Brad. She had recently come to terms with that, but we're all worried Angie becoming an honorary dame - something Jen knows…

The real answer; fabulous gigantic hats, and fabulous long gloves, and other fabulous items to hide from the burning.

Why is sitting in a bathtub of white cake frosting a D-? I mean, until the sugar shock sets in, that sounds kinda silky and also yummy....

1. Convert to Anglican.

If you don't clean up after your kids at a restaurant, you are an asshole. I get that it may be a rare treat to get out of the house and not cook, but that does not mean that you get to do whatever the fuck you want. My one-year-old is very fond of throwing her food on the floor when she is tired of being in her…