I had some guy ask me to tell the manger to put more light beer on draft. I had to humiliate him after that.

Nuptialius!: Daniel Radcliffe is engaged.

Nobody's made an #OccupyMyPants comment yet?

It's okay to have differences when it comes to idioms, but always remember that you are equals in your relationship.

Along those lines, I made this Game of Bingo for my fellow nerds. Print n' enjoy!

Do you want to watch hours of Hiddles reciting Shakespeare? Then go forth and obtain a copy of the BBC's "The Hollow Crown", specifically Henry IV and V. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!"

RIGHT?!

The only sane choice. What is wrong with you people.

Seriously, though, comparing a mountain to a mountain is just lazy.

What the hell is going on with this silhouette? What happened to her torso and her face? And why does she suddenly have Beetlejuice hair?

Gin even gives me something to do with those damn grapefruits my MIL keeps giving me. Salty Dog, anyone?

Team Gin! I hate when I order a martini and I have to specify gin. That's bonkers. I mean, I specify anyway, so I will get good gin, but a martini is made with gin unless you specify vodka, damn it!

whereas the best thing you can hope to do with vodka is mask its "flavor" entirely.

gimlets forever. vodka is boozy garbage juice.

Vodka's gross. (Not as gross as a Jager Bomb, obviously.) Team Gin.

Well of course mine is about peeing. I went to the Southie Boston parade with a friend, because we are both female gingers and I figured we should be with our ilk. All the bars were charging like $20 to get in, so we decided to take turns peeing in an alley. She went first, I was on lookout, and made sure to block the…

Jason Statham is a god among men. He is Adonis personified. He is the man of my dreams. And he totally CAN crack a smile (Go watch some Guy Ritchie movies), and that smile will make you melt. He was a championship diver in his youth, and he is a championship heart-palpitation-causer in his forties. I named my Siamese…

I am so sorry that this happened to you. What that officer did was completely inexcusable and he should be reprimanded and suspended.

that was NOT long and/or unrelated. it's a perfect example of how we cannot trust the police to believe or support us in cases of assault or rape.

What the ever-loving fuck?!