Vinho Verde is the shit people!

Keep it.

I'm proud to say I practice diversity in my winoism. I mean that Sancerrely.

Yeah, maybe it's just me but I don't see how they're ill-matched. Aesthetically they look similar. Tatted up, wearing black- I imagine they met at a coffee shop and bonded over tumblr and cats. She knits him wool socks and he helps her move into her new refurbished warehouse apartment in Bushwick, and then they go…

Best thing ever, this Journey literal video

It would be so fun to throw this link up on facebook just to poke the bear in the zoo.

Really, was Something Corporate's reign in pop-punk really so insignificant that no one has yet commented on it? I was obsessed with SoCo in college. "Konstantine," anyone?

Firstly, the deep and unrelenting lack of self-awareness in your post is thrilling. I have seen you post in numerous threads where it is clear that you bypassed reading the source material for the Jezebel piece or watching the imbedded videos and instead launched into a semi-related, yet entirely unfounded opinion. …

At the bottom of the pic is a button that says "A Womans". I seriously want to know what the rest of it says. >.>

And, yeah, body shaming one woman is a great way to make other women join your party. At least the insecure, shallow ones.

Pisco wears pastels and thinks you would like this juice cleanse he just finished.

In an unexpected turn of events: New Pope is way better than Classic Pope.

If you want to see pure joy, follow Patrick Stewart and/or Ian Mckellan on Twitter. They've been posting photos of them hanging out in New York. My friend used to live in the same neighborhood as Patrick Stewart and our dearest dream was to have a meet-cute with him in Brooklyn and we immediately became part of his…

NERD RAAAAGEEEEEE I want this guys address. Im going to write a treatise on "N" numbers on poster board, wrap it around a bat, and whack him about the neck and shoulders with it until he screams "OFTEN HIGH N NUMBERS ARE GOOD AND CAN REDUCE VARIABILITY" because SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKER.

So this is what happens when…

Hugh Laurie is a cucking genius, and he can smucktate me avially whenever he likes.

Talking to my husband about Jessica Simpson s baby, said the namee is Ace...

"Sometimes she mocks my velociraptor impression and it makes me really sad because I'm a good velociraptor."

No idea Japan had their own Tea Party politicians.