GhostofAndreRison
GhostofAndreRison
GhostofAndreRison

One of the biggest things America has had going for it in anyone’s lifetime is the confidence of the rest of the world. We have been the most stable economic power, the most reliable military and diplomatic ally, the world’s policeman, and a bastion for hope and freedom.

I’m not the most intelligent person. I’m biased, emotional, aggressive, often act before I think, often don’t think through my actions, and am passionate about my beliefs. However: when necessary, I can be rational and considerate. I also know my faults and work on them.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Tends to happen when the champion is scared of the number 1 contender.

Romero will crush his skull and then we’ll have a functioning division again, thank God.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Maybe it is! I took from the hand squeezing thing that it was mostly jucified. But maybe it is mostly pulp. Who knows! It’s a $400 magicians top hat

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up

It’s actually a reference to Veep, but thanks for your feedback.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

I guess Director of Communications for the NHL isn’t in the cards. Maybe the LPGA Tour is more Spicer’s style.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of

Maybe he should’ve tried throwing right-handed.

The world would be a funnier place if more people stole jokes from Charles Pierce.

How come you wrote Obama’s middle name but not Trump’s? That’s really stumping me.

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

The Spurs could probably have made up 4 foreign-sounding names and traded their draft rights for Boogie on reputation alone.

Mid-summer. He will be brought down when we uncover the details of his financial relationship to Deutsche Bank. That’s where the Russian money comes in. He’s laundering money for organized crime and that’s what Putin has on him.