GhostofAndreRison
GhostofAndreRison
GhostofAndreRison

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Tends to happen when the champion is scared of the number 1 contender.

Romero will crush his skull and then we’ll have a functioning division again, thank God.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Maybe it is! I took from the hand squeezing thing that it was mostly jucified. But maybe it is mostly pulp. Who knows! It’s a $400 magicians top hat

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Voting for Kawahi is like craft beer for pretentious NBA stat nerds, who for some reason need a reason to discredit an otherwise all time great individual effort by Westbrook, “This KawahiPA over here is just so exquisite, I don’t think i can ever go back to looking at basketball the same way” .... “Who even came up

It’s actually a reference to Veep, but thanks for your feedback.

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

I guess Director of Communications for the NHL isn’t in the cards. Maybe the LPGA Tour is more Spicer’s style.

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of

Maybe he should’ve tried throwing right-handed.

The world would be a funnier place if more people stole jokes from Charles Pierce.

How come you wrote Obama’s middle name but not Trump’s? That’s really stumping me.

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

The Spurs could probably have made up 4 foreign-sounding names and traded their draft rights for Boogie on reputation alone.

Mid-summer. He will be brought down when we uncover the details of his financial relationship to Deutsche Bank. That’s where the Russian money comes in. He’s laundering money for organized crime and that’s what Putin has on him.

I have him lasting well over two months but an almost zero chance of seeing out four years. We keep raging at what this presidency is doing to us and the country, but look at what it’s doing to Trump himself. It’s killing him. That’s about the only silver lining right now.

3 years and 11 months. Dude is like a cockroach in more ways than one.