This is about the only time you'll ever see, 9 out of 10 next to JR Smith's name.

"Let me tell you something: You can have a laugh track, or you can have annoying piano music, but you cannot have both."

Well, well, well...I think we've learned that The Guy DOES Care after all.

hahahahahahaha fuck you dude

The police should have realized that the beanbag is the natural ally of the college stoner.

Certainly not the first time one of Kentucky's Couches flamed out.

"#CancelSueyPark"? So you're saying you'd like to...Chop Suey?

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

I'm saying it's 10 feet. I downloaded the video, slowed it to 0.5x speed (and subsequently doubled times to get true length of time) and although crude, I timed two phases with a wristwatch five times each: time for the ball to reach it's maximum height and then drop to the floor (T1) and time for the ball to reach…

Wait until the AP finds out that the red, white and blue Buffalo Bills jersey is designed to make a wearer look like an American flag.

For years, women have been pounding on the glass ceiling. With similar results.

I say this with all the pent up frustration that comes from being a lifelong Jets fan: I hate being a lifelong Jets fan.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

"I tried my hand at getting into basketball games when I had no business being anywhere near the floor. It...could have turned out better."

Time to shine, Play 60 Kid.

Missed the redact button by thiiiis much.

Fast-forward several years, when that kid sees the video at an age he can comprehend it. "Uhh, sorry son, there was a time when people put funny reaction videos on the internet, so I dickishly goaded you into crying on camera so that strangers could laugh at you." Very not cool.

The LaTroy Hawkins Fan Club meetings are excruciatingly long because none of its members know how to close them.

It's all good. They sniffed each other's asses and made up.

That dude is still showing more focus than Frank Haith usually does on the sidelines.