Catcher/Pitcher Baker is also an apprentice candlestick maker.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

I attend a tiny college with NO athletics department, and many students here write at or below that level. This is not a college sports issue, this is a problem that pervades our entire educational system.

Wait, the Indians play at a place called Progressive Field? Where do the Redskins play, Enlightened Stadium?

Woah woah woah, let's not jump to any conclusions now.

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.

Are you suggesting Mike Francesa should be more involved in his children's lives? What are you, some kind of fucking monster?

Ugh. After listening to this, I can only imagine how shitty Ezra must have been.

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

"The total absence of hope, which has nothing to do with despair, a continual refusal, which must not be confused with renouncement - and a conscious dissatisfaction. Carmelo Anthony went 9-for-24 from the field."

Grandview would go on to win in overtime, rendering all of this absolutely meaningless.

From Negative to Despicable: A History of the Chicago Cubs

"Gently whisper the word 'citrus' to each granule of sugar to impart a tart sensibility."

People say these lesser bowls don't get enough attention, but I'll bet just that one pass alone made a couple of headlines.

Santa Bro: "I know where you've been sleeping, motherfucker!"

I guess if you squint it kinda looks like him...

I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he was simply doing an impression of his ex-wife. He loves to bust it out at parties.