Because this.

This comment is undoubtedly the star atop the tree.

Hey now....

Hey misery, would you like company? I've heard you'd love it. Any ways I've been there. And I'm there now more than ever. But I do know a few things that you should too. There are lots of people that feel the same way. And, you'll probably be mostly okay and better as long as you keep In breathing. I won't elaborate…

But, but, the look of astonishment/disappointment on the batters face is the best part. We was robbed.