“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

I am totally at a loss as to how things like BLM and Colin Kaepernick’s actions have drawn so much attention and support, while the city of Flint, WHERE THE WHOLE CITY WAS POISONED AND IT WAS COVERED UP BY THE MICHIGAN GOVERNNENT, has just seemed to have been forgotten by most people.

So that explains why LaRussa always leaves the ballpark lugging an attaché filled with imaginary semen!

This comment gets a resounding Wahoo.

This is a bad idea.

As black as humor can be, and tremendous.

you guys didn’t get it.

People say this when an organization hands down discipline to offending parties and I’m not sure they understand what they’re saying. Curt Schilling is protected by the First Amendment in that he has the freedom to say whatever he damn well pleases. However, his employer as a private enterprise can discipline their…

Wow, I didn’t realize that ESPN was an arm of the United States government...

At this point if you’re ESPN, you either fire him or you don’t. He’s going to keep being Facebook uncle forever.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

“What are thoooooose?”

I'm sure this post was meant to elicit snark and condescending digs at how the "mighty has fallen," but good for him and his recovery. There is no shame in working an honest living, at Starbucks or washing dishes or wherever that may be.

It’s amazing how many trolls online will say, “where’s the proof that this happened?” Here is your proof. No more anonymity, all guts. I applaud them.

Feet. It is always feet for me. I would rather see blood, guts, vomit, brain ooze falling out of someone’s ear... Feet are THE WORST. I fly economy class a lot, and it is awful for the most part (for various reasons). But I still vividly remember my first upgrade-to-first-class experience. I was so excited.…

As as dad, I can assure you - it’s all we have. We have nothing left. Please... please leave us the dad jokes.

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.

I wish more insurance companies gave discounts for driving stick. I mean, how can you beat this trio?

Can we talk about the shape of this humans head?