Yeah that’s kind of a damning admission if you think about it. They are saying that the state’s highest paid employee has significant cognitive impairments and can’t really be trusted to remember things, make good decisions or say the right things but they welcome him back to mold the lives of a hundred students.

“Coach Meyer is known to have a physical condition that in combination with medication taken to treat that condition, causes him to impulsively say anything he can think of to Make Allegations Go Away."

That’s intense, I’m glad they are both ok. You gotta love the calm Dad voice just giving instructions as they drive through a fiery oblivion of nightmares that can most accurately be described as hell on earth...

Alabama one percenters

Footbaw & missels    >   medisin and lerning.

Show me a state that blows millions on crap like this and ranks in the bottom ten in all educational metrics and I guarantee it's a red state.

there is something truly, deeply funny about the Chargers moving to LA, expecting to be the hip, new cool kid and then getting blasted off the face of the Earth by the Rams—a cooler team playing in a better venue--almost immediately. They were tired of being also-rans in the second-city in the SoCal market, so they…

It seems appropriate that Deadspin would publish the Chargers WYTS on a beautiful Friday afternoon when no one would be paying attention.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

My kids are not picky eaters. With few exceptions, they’ll eat just about everything and are actually pretty adventurous eaters (my 9-year-old especially seeks out new and weird stuff like dehydrated insects and crazy seafood), but getting them to actually physically move the food from their plate to their mouth is…

As a (Army) veteran and a first responder (Fire/EMT) fuck these sanctimonious assholes. There’s absolutely nothing disrespectful toward the military about these protests. They have every right to protest.

There’s a certain subset of American shitbags who will only support a union cause if it involves killing black people.  

Idiots: UNIONS DURRRRR BAD! 

This! I am not even coy; I also lead them to believe I have so-so credit (higher interest, thinking the dealer makes even more on the backend?) when negotiating the price. First time I tried it out, they dropped the price down well below market value. Man was dude pissed when I showed up with a cashier’s check the…

Mark Davis looks like he should be in an Austin Powers movie as the sickly villain Ginger Ail. 

it’s gotten so bad they don’t even bitch about the Tuck Rule anymore

HamNo, you are not seeing the full picture.  This is AMERICA, a LOT of people are going to get killed, probably at the same time. 

I’d say a lot of level-headed lifers are ambivalent on the growth: growth in itself is almost always a good thing; growth at the levels we’re experiencing while we still have TABOR on the books is choking/destroying our local physical infrastructure and straining public services. Look in to TABOR if you don’t know…

What a patriot you are, worrying about a statue’s condition while our reputation is being rightfully dragged through the mud by our scandalously inhuman treatment of children.

In my wildest dreams I never would have imagined a conversation about Von Miller hauling a shark out of the ocean would lead to random people defending James Blunt at me. This is hell. I’m in the thick of it.