In the past week, my cat died and then my mother in law died. I can’t even begin to tell you how happy I am the WYTS18 is here to keep me sane.

I think we can all agree that Von Miller is definitely not why the Broncos suck.

Come on, ladies. It’s basic playground etiquette. When a guy goes studs up and shreds your ACL, it means he likes you. Duh.

Former reporter and editor at the NYDN here. I’ve never worked in a worse place in my life and I used to work in advertising. It was such a toxic, xenophobic and generally abusive place that I quit without having a fallback.

Hey, what’s up guys, shit sucks huh?

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

Obligatory

+ 1 exploratory triple jab step

Blind clocks and broken squirrels.  Kudos to Cilliza.

This shit was so good and I struggled to get it into the piece in some way or another but finally just trusted that one of you would do it. So I thank you, very much.

Why do I have a feeling the focus will be listening for the words “Union”, “Organize”, and “Benefits”?

Mental health professional here. Thank you for your courage in sharing your story and being brave enough to make an impossibly difficult decision. May your family find healing from this difficult situation. 

He looks like the platonic ideal of a police union spokesman 

The runaway cart remains my personal favorite.

I can’t wait for you to have kids and have someone show this absurd list to you in the future. 30 minutes after sunset, then you got 30 minutes to make it rain. Then STFU!

rather just drink

I wish people wouldnt lay around the terminal like a bunch of refugees. Have some self respect and go to Applebees and get drunk.