RIP Deadspin and RIP Haskell Wexler. I’ll just leave this here

Want to know a couple funny stories about Travis Mathew (the clothing brand that seems to buy into targeted advertising on Deadspin)?

I appreciate any hyper-nerdy, history-heavy comment that also includes the word “stooge”. Here’s your star

See I would think so too, but it’s such a risk that I don’t see them guaranteeing the money they did if they knew. Now the Raiders NOT knowing is a sure thing - not taking that bet. 

They’re bringing Osweiler! He was present* at Super Bowl 50.

Much like Andrew Luck, Barry is amazing and I won’t ever be surprised. He should stay here for our benefit, but shit man who knows....

I like this comment, and sort of hate myself for it.

Here’s the challenge - though. The question in Colorado isn’t about petitioning or granting the orders, it’s about enforcement. So there is the very real, and highly likely, possibility that someone will petition for an order, that order will be granted, and then never served because the Sheriff refuses to do so. Now…

This is no way to live - you’re right. It bears noting, though, that the vast majority of orders which have been served in states that have ERPOs have been petitioned for by law enforcement officers. They see the same people over and over - maybe drunk, violent, prone to angry outbursts, creating fear among their…

Which is why it’s important to be in touch with your elected officials (like sheriffs)! They should want to hear that by failing to enforce lawful orders they are also sentencing people to die unnecessarily (sometimes at the hands of violent family members or neighbors, but most often at their own). They should take…

I really hope he’s ok and all of that...

Glad that you’ve caught on - we should only be talking about one problem at a time, determined by its impact on some order of magnitude. Since this is how we decide what are problems and what are not, we can all agree that the single worst problem in the world (and even in America specifically) - owing to its…

Point of contention, Drew! If Elway is the sober one at Dove Valley, then everyone else is super drunk. I have seen Elway in public exactly twice - once on a golf course and once while we were both waiting for our takeout at the same restaurant. He was HAMMERED both times.

True! Polis is gay AND Jewish AND signed the Extreme Risk Protection Order bill without batting an eye. He is the shit.

I think what they’re suggesting is using standard underwear, maybe that UFC issues the day of the weigh in, and just subtract that weight from whatever the scale reads. Seems reasonable

Bringin Deadspin over to splinter! Have your star, you magnificent bastard.

Airplane parenting is the worst kind of parenting. Just have a cocktail, take a nap, and be happy it isn’t you having to deal with it. And yes, it would help immensely if you got over yourself 

No but now the Pats have literally no one in their way. This is the only way that the Browns could fuck it up- by making a deal that makes New England better 

This is under appreciated. +1

Touché. Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.