the sad part is, i wouldn’t be surprised if pretty blonde tv person has received a bunch of DMs from liberal horndogs, and publication of those would heavily outweigh anything Trump has ever done...for some reason.

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

Good thing Mr. Gasser was exercising his 2nd Amendment rights, so everyone was kept safe with the well-regulated militia he was taking part in that night.

Oops...*slinks away in shame*

Man, if only the second paragraph of this post were about that exact thing.

Oh, they don’t explain all that to their kids; they just say, “Brown people hate America, so you should hate them.”

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

Yes, horse racing is bougie and corrupt as all hell. It’s like if the Tour de France were run by FIFA and Jerry Jones. But the animals are magnificent, and the majesty of seeing a horse move so elegantly, with such bioathletic (a word I just made up) perfection is exhilarating. Secretariat’s Belmont run is the most…

Parappa the Rapper

Luke Falk, QB, WSU: “Too soft, has empathy, lacks killer instinct. May become locker room divider.”

Now I want a mashup of Chief Keef lyrics played over Rolling Stones music.

Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

“after the game”

I think you meant “literally the play after gifting them their only offense of the half”

I spent all season trying not to pay attention, but then I relaxed a little bit and this is what we all deserve. I am so tired of this sport. Why didn’t you post your “how to avoid the NFL” today?

Well, they already authorize the free or reduced price broadcast via AFN, so that’s not the barrier. With the update that the games will be shown at the USO, that is great, but the time difference make it suck super bad.

You mean Republican shutdown.

Moreover, as a nonessential employee, Blake Bortles will also not be available for tomorrow’s game.

The government is on its knees and disrespecting the troops. Sad!

As a major-league fan of Mr. Rogers who didn’t expect this spin-off to merit the same kind of enthusiasm, I’m gonna have to disagree pretty vehemently. There are plenty of cheesy crap kids’ shows that are *educational* in all the most superficial and irritating ways, but Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood is teaching a…

Nothing is as bad as Calliou. It’s no doubt aimed for younger kids (my four year old doesn’t even really like it anymore) but it at least has less yelling and Daniel doesn’t whine like Calliou. Calliou is what you show kids to raise them to be sociopaths.