This is pretty funny, considering that, so far as I can tell, nobody at Deadspin has ever written anything that wasn’t negative about Hillary.

I’m trying to finish my thesis, therefore I just watched this whole thing. thx.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

He makes a strong point. Everybody thinks Aspirin is harmless. But I remember one time I took an Aspirin and ended up driving erratically with briefcase with $29,000 in cash and a bunch of bottles of Aspirin. I was even charged with a DUI. They need to put a warning label on that stuff.

the First Amendment does not apply here. This is a private film festival. The first amendment is designed to prevent the government from punishing or preventing speech and expression. An organizer deciding to pull a film from a festival has zero first amendment implications.

Or, if you’re into crossfit, you should run into oncoming traffic.

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

So, are we just not talking about that, uhhh, thing that happened? You guys ok?

Yes! People Are Strange. The Doors. If Erg didn’t beat me to it. I’m having issues. But here’s my thematic contribution.

this deal guarantees Okung good money as long as he’s healthy and playing

On the one hand, I hate to think that anyone can post a celeb’s video and use the claim that they’re a journalist to avoid any kind of legal action.

are you okay?? i know you guys had a tough day :c

Whelp, it was a good ride. It's been fun.

Filmmaking can actually be really dangerous, especially for stuntmen, but also for the crew.

Went to a birthday party with my kids at a inflatable place that also had a pitching booth with a radar gun. It turned into a contest among the dads to see who could throw the hardest. I had shoulder surgery 3 months later.

I wholeheartedly agree! If my dog is in trouble for something and she retreats to her crate I don’t say another word.

They do this a lot in Philly, too, but there they just call it the 2nd quarter.