Rage Against the Polystyrene

This is the big one for me. We have dry counties but NFL players can still drink. Why does it matter if he smokes pot as long as he’s not breaking the (stupid) law? If he wants to fly from PA to CO, smoke pot, and go back home, how does that possibly affect the NFL?

Hopefully you never apply for a job that requires punctuation or capital letters.

You’re right, when will they learn to just use the official substance of the NFL, alcohol. After all, this country has a proud history of drunks.

I used to coach a kid (in another sport) who is on their team.

I saw them go through security at the airport one time.

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

The Hunt for Green Cucumber

#SiembioneseLiberationArmy

(*reads headline*) Maybe Evans means that teams shouldn’t sign Manziel out of compassion and concern, so that he can focus all of his energy on getting the help he so desperately needs.

HOW.

My sister in law went to college with him! Unbelievable the shit he can do with a football.

I played beer pong with Justin Tuck in college at ND as he lived down the hall from us. He hit every cup he threw at, but he wouldn’t throw randomly - he would (1) ask who was drinking on the opposing team, (2) if you were thirsty (always) and (3) which cup you’d prefer to drink. He then hit that cup every damn time.…

As of last season, he was an active player on the Titans.

Smart girl. She now stays at a Holiday Inn Express.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

Black with a shot of lemon flavored 5 hour Energy....for flavouring.

...if you’re going to come to Atlanta, sometimes that’s how it is around here, you’re going to have to get used to it.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.