Too bad Stevens went to DePauw

“H.B. Blades owes the organization some money,” and “it’s grotesque for a multibillion-dollar corporation to sue an assistant high-school football coach over what’s a ton of money to him and virtually no money at all to the corporation” can both be true at the same time, you know.

I always resort to the Biff Tannen move, sports gambling. Im not great with sports statistics, but i know who won the super bowl back to like 2000 (im spottybefore then, i didnt start watching a lot of football till college) The odds against the Pats in the 2002 superbowl were 24-1, i can only guess what they were…

Just go to 2004 and look up ol Zuckerberg. Give him a check for a percentage of the company (non diluted shares!) and cash out later.

How about to a week before that one billion dollar Powerball? That would work.

I read on the internet that everybody in the 80s had AIDS. Fuck that.

You can also take advantage of knowledge of the coming 2008 financial crisis to parlay that $3 million into a lot more. GIVE ME ALL THE FUTURES PLEASE

Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up

no, six. It mutated and grew an extra one.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

Well, socialism is the reason the internet exists. Since it was schools using federal grants that built it. So I guess it depends where you start your causal chain.

Mining.

The federal budget deficit has declined every year from 2009 to 2015 already.

So much epic.

He did take a paycut, BUT he earned all 4 million back in incentives by winning the superbowl. And yeah, he is definitely on the chopping block.

They basically used the $2 million from the pay cut to sign Evan Mathis, as the bonuses for Manning didn’t count against the salary cap when they signed Mathis.

The best part about his $4M cut is that the salary was restructured to be incentive payments, which he promptly cashed in on. $2M for the AFC Championship and $2M for the Super Bowl. Makes him and Elway look like geniuses.

The surprise is not that the turf was so shit, it was that the Panthers didn’t feel right at home on it.

Definitely bro

Just in case anyone thinks I don’t have The Ethics: