I think you misspelled “Sephardic”

Um, I think we’re all missing the point. Clearly Rosen’s girlfriend had her wits about her in the airport and, knowing it was the Browns, made something up that would “turn them off”. Brilliant strategy on her part.

All vodka martinis are instantly made 1000% better by simply substituting gin.

Dare I say, best DUAN music choice yet.

Vodka martinis are awful. How is it that someone could besmirch gin by saying that it’s floor cleaner, then advocate drinking actual floor cleaner?

Somehow I always get called “unhinged” when I call people out of the blue at 2:00am. Next time I’ll demand that I get some praise on ESPN.

Also left out for reasons that are completely incomprehensible: 1) pita bite crackers and 2) frozen turkey corn dogs.

+1 on Pusha T. Criminally underrated as an MC

The best part, from the perspective of someone without a rooting interest, is remembering the times it came close to happening before. I fondly remember Holy Cross taking Kansas to the wire in like 2001 - cool to see randomness reign a bit.

I too have zero convictions, but also zero charges. See how that works?

This “sticker” is at least six feet in diameter. It’d be like hanging a life size portrait of Hillary Clinton at LL Bean.

The giant fucking NRA logo - as divisive a symbol as we have in this country - is a pretty strong signal for who is in your “tent”.

He thing that I find fascinating is the sheer magnitude of identity politics evident in sporting goods retail - and it certainly influences how REI etc respond in these circumstances.

Yep! That’s a dick and balls shot as much as anything else.

Nice try Cheeto! We’ve tried the whole “See Something, Say Something” bullshit before with school shooters. It does nothing because all a sociopath has to do is lie.

John Elway

It might be because of what’s on Dana White’s shirt there

Lesson 1 in roster construction: Don’t draft Tebow in the first round

Fair

That’s what Im scared of