May we all remember that it took until week 3 for anyone to notice that Kaepernick was kneeling, because literally no one paid any attention to this bullshit

Precision is the key to the best quotes.

Holy shit Perfect Dark! A bald faced ripoff of Goldeneye, but with totally insane weapons. So cool.

I’ve been a hip hop head for decades, and my favorite car-related rap moment was from Biggie’s “Hypnotize” video.

As much as I can appreciate your premise. Mark Udall hasn’t been a Senator for a few years. You might have heard about how us Coloradans are fed up with Cory Gardner’s ability to hide from his constituents, who beat Udall a few years back.

This is exactly how to see this.

Somewhere, Rahim Moore is smiling.

Gruden is taking the whole thing a bit far. Being the head coach doesn’t mean you need to imitate the logo.

Ever test drive a used WRX or STI? It’s a fun game of “what’s making that noise?” and “is it because some amateur racer did something stupid to it?”

Somewhat ironically, the inhabitants of this facility ALSO can’t read good.

My guess is that it’s a small kid. My two year old has gotten very close a few times to dropping the lid on himself. It’s only a matter of time as he gets a little bit taller

You know, it was really nice of you guys to not just populate this series with whoever was playing QB for the Denver Broncos last week.

Or they elect you President of the United States

Between this and the (seriously, it has to be coming) impending availability of the Denver Broncos, there’s a real opportunity to change the complexion of NFL ownership.

Housing first

The way to support a general strike, even if it included only certain sunsets of the American workforce, would be to prolong its impact. The reason strikes break, when they do, is the economic pressure on individual members who still have mortgages and kids who need to eat.

Like I needed another reason to despise O.A.R.

The fact that no one brings this sketch up in conversations about athletes on SNL is criminal. Gretzky and Peyton were probably a little better, but not by much, and really only because they got to play sports in the sketches they became known for.

So the reality of unreimburaed health care is that it disproportionately affects rural hospitals and health systems because costs associated with one person who can’t pay for care aren’t as easily amortized to others. Without some kind of system ensuring that people can pay for care, rural health systems are at risk…

He’s suing then because he - rightfully - believes that the league is conspiring not to hire him. If you prove him wrong, you actually solve two problems (from the league’s perspective).