I'm glad you wrote this... I fully concur with that you said and feel like I could have written this exact paragraph... cheers to you. :)

The Republicans have become that friend you know that is never happy.

I fucking hate my husband. Hate him. Hate his character. He is a misogonyst, racist, power hunger asshole training to be a cop of all people. I'm so scared of how he is going to be with a gun in his hands. He keeps saying, "I'll get training, I'll get training," but they can't train his lack of impulse control out of…

I'll try to make this a short and sweet as possible. I stumbled upon Jezebel through I09 because I am a nerd and I do nerd shit. I'm an empathetic type of guy but I never really delved too deeply into the concept of feminism. Until I started reading articles on Jez. Of course I love the puns and snarky comments. But…

Sounds like you made the right call! Especially because of the kitty :)

WHY ARE HER STIRRUPS SO SHORT

And again, there is no crime here.

if you're 100+ you've earned the right to judge a book by its cover.

This "she's 45" commentary is insulting. I understand an aspect about such a comment but on the other hand, this is a very wealthy woman, who has been wealthy for some time now and undoubtedly she has the best available to her in skincare, diet (chef) and we all know she is always wearing heavy make-up. Is she…

*get off my lawn* You're right though, as annoying as the questions can be, one doesn't need to be a little shit about them!

Teen snark is not as funny as teen thinks it is. People ask these questions because they want to interact with you, and this is an easy, safe way to do it. Your time would be better spent learning how to make polite conversation. I joked about doing the same thing when I was a teen/young adult, but I didn't, because I…

If two people who seemed to have literally been made for each other (by Vincent Price as The Inventor) and had perfectly subverted the issues of cohabitation can't make it, who among us can? I'll take this as proof that humans weren't meant to mate for life.

But can he still speak French?

This a funny read, but I've got a quick question. What makes it OK to rip on this religion and not others? Would you ever see a piece like this about Islam, Christianity, or Native American spirituality?

I read that as Caption this ad for Batman featuring and thought...I don't know if Kanye can act but he seems broody enough to make a really good Batman. Hell, I'd totally go see Batman featuring Kanya and I don't generally go see superhero movies.

I think this man was mentally ill. He didn't kill those police officers for the cause. He killed them because he wanted to be known. If you check out his Facebook page you'll see a status where he clearly has suicidal ideation. You'l also see some statuses that are misogynistic in nature (which explains why he…

Yes, but we we mainly lived on a boat. So it really didn't apply, at least for our doors. I know it was a different craft class, but I still laugh that it was in my fridge for more than a week.

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

What is up with people who get all pissed off about crying babies on airplanes? Get over it you special snowflakes.

That video with him drinking all that fucking water will never not be funny. Just timeless.