Very true, but if you like the old stuff as opposed to most stuff that's out right now, then Bruno is a good deal. Saw him in concert and it was like watching The Time for 2014.

Were you on the Living Single side of the fence like I was?

Am I doing it right?

Although I'll admit, the "Happy Birthday Jesus!" is a nice touch.

But guess how long it takes to not shave all those areas.

look at my two gorgeous pups and tell me I could do better with human babies.

Me and my guy have both had childhood dogs (one of whom lived out her last years with us) but recently got a cat because we missed having a pet but dogs are basically persona non grata with landlords where I live and I didn't want to deal with the hassle.

Turns out, we loooooooove our cat. We recently visited his…

I'm an attorney, and I have a cat. She demands that I be at her beck and call. I make her wear reindeer antlers and slow dance with me. That's true love right there. I think she's my soul mate.

Well Gore DID win in 2000

I know Maggie Q will be starring in a series based on this woman.

I <3 you

Implants definitely do make it easier. That's not saying it can't be done without them, but I got implants several years ago and I can move my boobs in ways I never could before. I make them talk to my fiancé all the time, and frankly, I'm just mad I didn't think of this before her.

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

It doesn't grow on trees, it stumbles woozily out of cosmetic surgery clinics.

I just said the same thing to my husband! I never thought I would see the day. My mom made it a point to make me take classes at the Y because both her and my dad never learned how to swim.

If you haven't seen him live, you should, even if you're not particularly a fan. I've been a huge fan since I saw him perform in nothing but black bikini drawers & boots when I was a very little girl (thanks mom & dad for bad judgment). Anyway, his show is spectacular, especially his guitar-heavy shows. His guitar…

Prince is vegan.

Exactly what I thought! In the updated Cinderella story, her fairy godmother (a sleazy plastic surgeon) tells her to make those titties count because they'll be gone by midnight. Then Cinderella leaves her bra at the ball, the prince makes every woman in the land try it on during his search for Mystery Tits,…

Lamb, by Christopher Moore.