... subtle forms of mimicry ...

I wasn't arguing that, i just found the "what if" scenario morally interesting. Anyone this wasteful isn't in my good books regardless. :)

Lieutenant Michael! Get some Febreze or something!

Would have been so much better if he yelled " Mooooooommm?" "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" at the end

finally, people will stop asking why i text them about ducks all the time