Why are there so many commenters assuming you're being serious? Is everyone's sarcasm detector broken today, or is it just mine D:

This also works for me. Despite allowing my room to degenerate to disgusting levels of messiness when I'm alone, I absolutely cannot stand to let others see it that way.

Great video, 100% accurate in terms of the neurological explanation. One thing is though, the video talks about how too much caffeine causes restlessness and anxiety, and then throws the 400 mg number out there as the "safest average dose", implying that that is an ideal dose.

Can someone explain to me how this is any different than exporting a JPEG in GIMP or Photoshop? It just re-compresses the image at a lower quality percentage (if lossy was selected) and removes any metadata, both of which can be done in either program.

I came to the comments to ask "Why would a 17 year old girl want Joe Biden to take her to prom?" saw this, and left with my question answered.

I read the first paragraph in Archer's voice x)

It's a bit unfair to crucify the school and parents until both sides of the story are heard. I mean so far we've heard the perspective of a girl who was kicked out of prom, so it's obviously not entirely unreasonable that her perspective of the story might be a bit twisted in her own favor. I'm not trying to downplay…

Seems a bit excessive for devices and components that are not thermal-sensitive imo. Why care if there's dust in your keyboard or mouse circuitry? It won't effect the lifespan, at least not enough that it wouldn't have already failed for some other reason.

Generally phones are reported lost/stolen within 1-3 days. So if the phone has been listed that long chances are it's fine if the IMEI checks out. The best way to check is to obtain the carrier it was originally purchased from as well as the IMEI and call the carrier inquiring about it's status. Make it clear you're…

If you want to succeed in an organization, you're going to have to impress people of a higher station than yourself. If you're lucky that person will be a solid worker who in turn appreciates that from his/her team, however a lot of bosses treat their position as if they are royalty, and dole out promotions and raises…

That's 25 minutes of leisurely walking a day, hardly exercise. Exercise entails a sustained heart output of at least 80 bpm, something you won't get by getting up and walking for a few minutes.

I hate that comic. It's completely invalid and dangerously encourages likely insecure passwords, and worst of all it keeps getting reposted. Why it specifically suggests using common words (thus making it easy for a hacker to use a simple dictionary attack with a small dictionary) is beyond me, when it's point would…

One huge advantage of messaging apps that use data instead of SMS is that they are theoretically (excluding major outages or bugs) 100% reliable.

What I don't understand is, the websites/platforms that have not updated their version of OpenSSL, how are they not being hacked like crazy right now?

Unfortunately their economy will likely not take much of a hit from antics such as this. The main driving force behind their growth is a ridiculously large populace, all of whom are used to working for pennies and in poor conditions. Although this means that on the individual scale the economy is weak, corporations…

Yeah I saw a similar argument after posting this. It is a valid way out of the wastefulness of what he does, though it's based entirely on assumptions that:

When I was in grade school, I never understood the kids who did things like this. "Hmm, I'm bored. I know! I should destroy some possession of mine for a few seconds of entertainment."

Interesting argument. It is true that the money isn't exactly burned (it was transferred to the manufacturer), and I guess if he were to donate ad revenue equivalent to at least the value of the phone to charity, the disgusting wastefulness would be counteracted. However we do not know what he does with his money. In…

It disgusted me as a child back in elementary school (kids smashing electronics just for the sake of it, or to get their parents to buy new ones) and it still disgusts me today. I fail to see the humor of breaking things merely for the sake of breaking them. It's probably the single greatest example of the excesses of…

It's something that may become more common as the quality of phone cameras improves. The reason why most phones lack it even as an option (as it really requires no effort to implement, it's merely a matter of dumping the sensor data into a non-compressed file format) is simply because for the longest time phones have…