@pettiblay: It's not?

Soon my master plan shall be complete, and everyone will have iphones implanted in their brains. I shall rule the world!

@Skeptical People: This isn't anything new, its long been acknowledged that for many people, the sense of thirst is a weaker sensation than the sense of hunger. Strange since you can live without eating much longer than you can without water, but that's just the way things are.

@bowei437: I turned out to be the Beatles. "Tommorow will be a day you'll never forget." The fuck.

@suprfli: The fuck, it actually did turn out to be the Beatles. Why apple! Fuck this makes me pissed. I'm pretty sure I'll forget this day.

@ArmandoM: I think its a safer bet that Apple will overthrow the worlds governments and have

@Adam Howard: Obvious troll is obvious. Reread my second post, that's all I'll say.

@jupiterthunder: Hmm, that's actually a good idea. I don't use facebook, but I must give them credit for unifying communication platforms.

I don't get it, it sounds to me like your classic email system, except its integrated with Facebook.

@hewhohuntselves: I agree, and though I'm not a linux fanboy/Microsoft hater, Microsoft/Apple, as the big players in the software/os market tend to design software simply to get the job done, whilst looking the most effective. I prefer using companies who are dedicated to a certain field, like security. Eset has been…

@Adam Howard: @2 replies: I'm pretty sure last time I checked, a plane exploding mid-flight or smashing into a building while filled with jet fuel is a guaranteed way to induce the phenomenon commonly known as "Death" than adding an infinitesimal amount of radiation damage to the amount you get regularly every day.

The radiation emitted by the scanners has been proven by multiple Universities, the FDA, etc to be virtually harmless, you get 70 times more radiation from Cosmic Rays during your average flight.

Spy sappin' my sentry!

@dotuletz: I suggest you read my first post completely, as I don't think you grasp the full capabilities malware has in its arsenal for propagating itself.

@Ryan Goldstein: I would agree that Microsoft Security Essentials is one of the top free AV tools, but NOD32 beats the competition by a large margin in terms of overall performance and detection rates. It has the highest detection rate for malware on the consumer market, and the lowest memory use/CPU use while…

@Baron Von Crogs: It's unnecessary to scan the cookies folder, that's an age old myth. Cookies do not contain any executable data, only data such as your session ID so you don't need to constantly log in everytime you access a web page on a secure web site.

Folders to exclude according to the article:

@Duane: I enjoy holding the flesh of dead trees in my hands, it brings a carnal joy to me, devouring the words off of the pages with my eyes.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

@styfle: Yes, that happens in an industry, but lately Apple seems to be doing nothing but that. I have yet to see an original and interesting idea come out of Apple.