Back in April I had to have emergency surgery for a ruptured colon. So now I’m using a temporary colostomy bag so I’m covered if it comes to that.

Cakestradamus, is that you?

I’m with the donut god, myself. Unfortunately she was relentless for a few years and now I’m trying to deprogram myself. I guess it was more of a cult. 

Representatives in most states only get paid when in session. In Kansas it works out to a little over twenty grand a year. Substitute teaching is probably a good second job, unless you’re the sort of person who absolutely should not be around minors.

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt.

Bianca Lawson has been playing a high schooler since the 90s.

Bullshit on the “can’t be rehomed” nonsense. There are rescues that specialize in training and rehoming “difficult” dogs. Dogs that were trained to fight to the death have been successfully deprogrammed and transformed into loving pets.

It may be because I’m super-old, but one of the first things I remember about the Gates Foundation after it formed was all the mosquito netting it provided to countries in Africa and its dedication to family planning. This isn’t just another Bezos, folks, even if you do not like the man.

Rogan: “I am a fucking moron.”

Sadly though, if those strains mutate enough, they can effect those of us that are vaccinated. This is part of the huge worry about poorer countries not getting any vaccines. The virus will run through them, change, then, when a bunch of poverty tourism influencers return on their trip from wherever, they bring back…

What’s wrong with her? She’s a thirsty asshole and always has been. I have sympathy for anyone with addiction and eating issues but that doesn’t mean she’s a nice person. She’s a dick.

WTF is wrong with Demi??? Also, the texts she shared just makes her sound more like an asshole. Doesn’t help her “cause” at all. They also got great reviews on Google maps and Yelp so the claim of rude service just seems unlikely. All this just screams “performative” to me.

Lol, yes. The Watch What Crappens guys do the best, “Can I touch?” and “I love that.” impressions. 

I know this is obvious to most people, except apparently the ones at Good Morning Britain, but having a black family member doesn’t make you suddenly an expert in racism or even slightly less racist.

A bunch of white people who think you can get away with felonies by saying sorry are confused as to what constitutes white privilege.

Also Rand Paul is not a real doctor. He started his own certification board and self-certified. That’s why people on that “board” are all related to him.

Sounds like someone needs their neighbor to beat the shit out of them again...

Which is sad because the first thing that comes to mind when I think of MadTV are the women (Mo Collins, Nicole Sullivan, Debra Wilson, Alex Borstein) or guys like Key & Peele, Phil LaMarr, Orlando Jones. Not Will Sasso or Frank Caliendo.

Debra Wilson was easily one of the best performers on that show, always consistent and commited, and if there was any justice in the world she’d be a huge star today.

Millenials seem to have missed the memo that once you hit 35 you literally don’t have to care about any of this shit anymore.