Ditto! I’ve used a hand pump in a port a potty just so my boobs wouldn’t be terribly painful and a plug-in pump with an adapter in my car while working events.

Is it wrong my first thought about Rush was, “Good. Karma is working.”

It’s a closed, hospital-grade system, so all you need are your flanges and bottles to hold the milk. There is no way for milk to get into the pump and cross contaminate with another person’s milk.  

He was saying back in 2011 that Obama would do this very stunt to boost his numbers in election year.  It turns out he was reading his own playbook by accident and said the quiet part aloud.

My parents divorced when I was 6 and by the time my siblings and I were in our teens, our visits with him had become fairly infrequent. So we were all excited when our grandmother invited him over for the holidays.

I found out that my mother was fine about my 13yo niece getting raped as long as she had the baby.

Twenty or so years ago, I and my four brothers are at my grandmother’s house in a wealthy suburb of Boston. Our unmedicated, bipolar mother is there, and she’s agitated and starting to drink (she went through periods of thinking God had cured her of her bipolarity and would then abandon her meds, and why not a week…

So I took the bar exam in Ohio in July and did not pass. I wasn’t at all surprised, because I didn’t study at all – two months before the exam, right as my study schedule was kicking off, my partner of two years broke up with me unexpectedly and I had to move out of our house, back in with my parents, and then deal…

(burner) The love of my life, my spouse, the father of my kids, the kindest, gentlest, most feminist genderqueer (AMAB) person I have ever met recently had a long manic episode that culminated in an extreme psychotic break that culminated in them trying to strangle me to death (they would have succeeded if someone…

True statements are not defamation. Good for her.

The joke is that you can sit on his face without worrying he’ll suffocate.

I’d say 35% Dick, 63% tongue, and 2% brain. I think a lot of women can put up with a lot of stupid, if you’re cumming 3 times a day.

“The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez.”

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

My mom is a bankruptcy attorney and when she talks to her clients, she points to Joe and Teresa as what NOT to do in bankruptcy.  Also, these two supported Trump, so they’re reaping what they’ve sown.  I feel bad for their kids, but that’s about it.

I have a freakishly good long term memory when it comes to my early childhood. For instance, I can vividly remember the bedtime routine that my mother - who died when I was young - took me through each night. She would carry me on her hip, and we would go all throughout the house so that I could say goodnight to…

At my Mom’s house, there is this shed that her father built a long time ago. We never really used it growing up, and it’s gone to waste really. My Mom just keeps gardening stuff in there now, and the lawnmower.
My sister and I were staying there at Christmas, and one night I had this really weird dream about the shed.…

When I was in college 1.0 for a theater degree as a costume tech, I lived with my roomie in a scuzzy apartment complex, but the building I lived in was a very happy little microcosm of nice folks. It was the single nicest community of people I’ve ever lived with, they are relevant and...this one’s long. Because…

Made this account purely to participate because I have a recent weird experience. This story is from about two months ago. I have no clear explanation for what the hell happened and it took me three attempts to work myself up to remembering it in enough detail to write it down. Here goes.

Trigger warning: violent rape.