Off topic but is there a scary stories thread up yet? I can’t find it.

He really is... all that.

Okay, but like, this is an actual quote from Curvy Wife Guy:

Right?!

My mom’s office had a UPS driver who was a sarcastic pain in the ass. One day she couldn’t find a seat at a popular fried chicken restaurant during a busy lunch hour. The UPS driver was there and offered to let her sit at his table with him, promising not to talk to her. Luckily they did talk, and they’ve been married…

Conservative white women in positions of political power rank nearly at the bottom of the trustworthiness scale, being surpassed in untrustworthiness only by militant male feminists.

Totally unrelated but I’ve just finally been able to log back in after being locked out for like the past three months hooray 

Would police really arrest someone based solely on thinking a person’s voice sounded like a voice on a bank phone system recording?

That seems like a bit of a stretch to me.

I will not stand for this mango stand slander!

At the risk of pushing you over the edge, he’s also failing to understand that libel is a matter of state law. There is no federal libel law to change. 

Lord of the Rings nails! And a tension headache  :/

So it’s looking like my marriage is ending. Any advice on how to not freak the fuck out thinking about sharing custody of our baby? He’s very little and a major problem was husband not stepping up and taking care of him while we were together. Honestly don’t think he was even capable while I was there to help. Any…

I finished the sweater I started working on in the spring, then had to take a break because of the heat. It’s not done done, I still have to weave in all the ends, but it’s so goofy, I love it!

“To be completely honest, [insert lie here, every time].”

On a positive note, Jimbo can now check off “seeing the Eiffel Tower” on his bucket list. 

You can argue whether he was a creep or not, but it was absolutely not sexual abuse in the 3rd degree. Either you didn’t read the original article (don’t, it’s so fucking terrible) or the New York statute you’re quoting.

Hey love. You can have the baby and also weather this mess with your marriage. Your husband is a mess but don’t let that make your decision for you. This is YOUR choice, you do whatever the fuck you want, and don’t let his bullshit get to you.

I lost all three of my pets within a two year period. I have a friend who lost both her cats to illness and accidents and then two adoptees - including a kitten - to illness one after the other within a 4 month period. That’s just life, and pets sadly live very short lives to begin with.

Maybe its easier to use comparisons: Bret Michael’s post was humblebragging, while OOoOoOO’s post was mansplaining.

That’s where I thought this story was going so when I read his comment I was like “Oh, that’s fine.”