You are trying so so hard that I’m going to reply: stop trolling. This is weak and obvious and frankly kind of sad. You seem angry and I promise that if you go outside and go for a walk you’ll feel a lot better after it than you ever will with this. Even if you manage to piss off or offend somebody on here and get a…

Was wondering when this name was going to show up.

Yeah, I totally agree this was the reason for the vasectomy. They want a girl. The do not want to admit to having a “designer baby” because it’s not Jesus-y, so they created the “need” to do IVF to get one. It’s pretty obvious.

Ooooooo good point! I didn’t even think of this angle but I can 10000% see this being the case. Another point for being a ridiculous human being...

I think she got lip injections too! Her lips have that odd blow up doll effect (see: Kim Zolciak Beirmann and Brielle) that I don’t remember her having before. I really hope she doesn’t succumb to the pressure to destroy her face like the rest of the cast!

Yeah, I do not say that lightly. Up until this year I had watched every single episode of the OC. I just can’t with Vicki anymore. It’s too gross. And too boring. I do not know why she didn’t get the Phaedra treatment after the cancer scam season. She should have.

They owe her an anthroapology.

That’s so exciting! I’m so glad you get your tree. I hope it is festive as fuck. And in my entirely Unprofessional and Unscientific Opinion (TM), it’s probably not labor—but even if it is, sleep is king!

Baby will come when it comes so try to catch up on rest now.

I feel like we need a daily post about the joys in this world to distract us all from the constant raging dumpster fire of reality.

This is why I idolize characters because they can never do wrong! Jessica Fletcher is still alive and well! She’s helped a few victims of sexual assault in her time on network television; and it was always with compassion.

Hi! I don’t know know if people on kinja remember me but I felt the need to speak up on this thread. I still read this site regularly but no longer comment and I never revealed that it was mostly due to meteor’s behavior. They mocked my addiction, my mental health and other things I’ve shared on kinja because I…

Are the things you don’t like fixable? Remember, you’ll never get everything you want. As far as the price goes, are you not finding options because everything else is too expensive? Is inventory low? If there’s a bidding war you could lose out. The talk through your options with your agent.

Apparently the person who took that picture of Franken and Leean said it was staged, she wasn’t asleep and knew what they were doing.

Armie Hammer is quite sure the rape allegations against Nate Parker were timed to hurt his chance at an Oscar. [Page Six]

I have my dead boyfriend’s dead father’s ashes in my attic and I too am stuck on what is the proper move

I have my dead boyfriend’s dead father’s ashes in my attic and I too am stuck on what is the proper move with respect to Dead Ed, who I actually never met, yet here we are.

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

Another open thread? What did we do to deserve this?

Hi, Jezebelles (and beaux)!