Pirate Peter needs to bring back the long hair and beard. Jesus Christ.

My friend was a wedding guest. It was the mother of the bride. :(

I’m Latino and gay... and couldn’t disagree more with your comment.

One of my favorite things to do at work is to simply respond with the forwarded email that contains whatever they said that they’re now claiming they didn’t say.

I am confident that I would hate her if I ever met her, but watching her do her ME ME ME thing in a room full of egotistical people is so goddamn entertaining.

Wrong. I don’t think Bernie could have beaten Trump, but Biden? Do you think there’s a chance he loses Pennsylvania? Or that Trump can paint Biden as the out-of-touch, bloodless politician he painted HRC as?

I went to college with Carl (cake eater/kisser up there). I’d been feeling a little disappointed about not being exactly where I want to be in life lately, especially in regards to my peers, and watching this trailer makes me feel so much better about myself.

Thank you!

How exciting! I just posted about dealing with postpartum anxiety so it may seem weird for me to chime in, but even with the anxiety, my son and becoming a parent is my favorite thing ever.

You ever know that you’ve really fucked your entire life up? And the life of your husband? And the life of your child? I’ve been sobbing at my desk for the last 3 hours. I’m nearly 30 and I have everything I thought I ever wanted. And I’m miserable. I’ve never had so much self loathing and that’s really saying…

That’s really smart. Maybe I’ll look for a pair of Ghost 7s somewhere online, since I already know I love them. It’s time for a fresh pair.

I’m in Ghost 7s right now. Do you have the Ghost 9s? I’m thinking about buying them but I wanted to hear what another Brooks-lover thought.

I’m moving out. I have not lived on my own for eight years. It will be my first time to be on my own with my son as a single mom. I am so excited and so terrified. We got the cutest little apartment and I am spending lots of time thinking about how I’m going to decorate to make it cozy!

Times is hard for Katherine Heigl

I look more like Britney than this chick.

... Getting married in your late 20s/early 30s is ... even worse than marrying at 25? Which is also bad?

...her husband of one season, Mike Shay.

Especially doing wedding shit while dealing with a prolonged breakup from someone she thought she’d marry, seeking comfort in her ex boyfriend’s current girlfriend. That would reduce all of us to rubble, and somehow Stassi still has the energy to sneer menacingly at most people, so trust that the Phoenix will rise…

Oh she’ll be back. With a vengeance.

Her resumption of the throne might even happen at the wedding. She’ll hurl someone (Scheana?) into a koi pond or “accidentally” set her on fire.