I mean Lauren Conrad seems like a nice person and all, but she has to realize she's built an entire lifestyle empire on "basic." This is a person who thinks anyone needs tutorials on how to make a sandwich or tie a leaf to a candle. She is Pinterest in human form.

yeah, I'm thinking if someone slapped me in the genitals and I instinctively slapped them back to defend myself...nobody would have a problem with this. Sexual assaults aren't okay just because the victim is a dude.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

In college, I lived with a girl who I had known since birth. She was basically like my cousin. I knew she was quirky and cheap, but I didn't think about what that meant in roommate terms. Well. First, she had pets that she didn't take care of. I ended up adopting both her cats when we split up. But the cats were fine…

Jasmine Shea wins the internet for the day/month/year. Awesome. Absolutely great.

Oooh, you just reminded me - Drew Barrymore and Tom Green. WTH?

Whenever some dude like this snares a baffling number of amazing, beautiful women, I just assume they massage the clitoris during sex.

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

Just saw yesterday that Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are doin' IT.

oversight ALERT :

Police report the rabbit survived the beating and is recovering.

UNF

i was so in love with him...

this.

I agree with Matt's favorite book.

Yeah, it's unfortunate that there doesn't seem to be a lot in the way of moderate, middle-ground when it comes to animal rescue people. My partner found a tiny kitten who had been left on a very high bridge and had fallen into a storm drain. He, at some risk to himself, managed to block the drain and retrieve the…

I would advise this person to never own a Rottweiler.

If you can't handle farts, dogs are not for you.