Good news! You can finally feel bad for people affected by this natural disaster! Houston has a Democratic mayor and is mostly blue so now you too can feel like the people who are being rescued from rising waters from their roofs should deserve some sort of help. https://www.texastribune.org/2016/11/11/harris-county-tu…

Right? I mean...I also foresee Leah moving on over to pussy manor and joining with Anne’s fashion company. Tres betrayal!

Is she not an actor? I feel like so many of her facial expressions are just really Stallone “Over the Top”. Also I really find it hard to believe that someone like Angela exists in the real world. Who smiles that maniacally all the time???

I’d say you’re doing the lord’s work but I’d RATHER say you’re doing some bold ass awesome much-needed HUMAN work. Right on.

Yeahhh like that couple who talked about trying to get pregnant while on the show. I mean, clearly that chick does not realize JUST how much being pregnant sucks ass especially at the beginning. How are you going to climb a mountain while feeling like you have the flu and in the middle of extreme rage/sadness swings?!

I feel like every time I recommend your post the number goes down! I would love love love to see The Challenge write-ups. Can we talk about how I will root for CT and his dadbod until the end of Time? Or how boring the Challengers vs. Pros season was? And how I will NEVER EVER EVER forgive Johnny Bananas for his…

I get your position that sometimes people have to re-home animals. I really do, and I agree that a child’s needs come first before pets. But....the whole trying to give an elderly cat away on twitter BEFORE she even got pregnant...I can’t get behind that. Also, as a pregnant woman with two cats, I can tell you that…

I’ll bring a copy of your very stern and perfect response with my demand for 3 raspberry tarts and 1 slice of chocolate cake tomorrow. Also I almost wish I had video of his reaction to me hitting the parking meter. It was like the perfect mixture of “OH NO!” and surprise.

Pssh tic tacs are like.... 1/8th of a serving of calories...or they should be at least. Personally I’ve consumed 3 vegan donuts, two pears, 2/3 of a bag of dried plums and a handful of raspberries. Not my best non-sugar day...

So I am a supppppppper sugar addict. But I severely cut down my processed sugar intake last year before my wedding, and it made a huge ass difference. The one thing I found that helped was I just started buying a shitload of fresh fruit and more importantly DRIED fruit. If I really wanted a cupcake, I’d open up my…

Today while walking back from my normal coffee spot I saw my favorite neighborhood bakery employee and waved at him pointing to my growing preggo belly. I was so busy pointing that I walked into a parking meter, and then loudly yelled to him “You didn’t see that!” I also managed to spill some coffee on myself. Smooth…

As someone who is currently pregnant and got tested twice for Zika...at some point you have to just say “fuck it, let’s do this and hope for the best.” Otherwise you’ll drive yourself crazy. Also so much bug spray.

But hasn’t Landon basically acknowledged that her dad still pays her bills? I feel like with Lydia and her husband they’re trying to say they pay for their extravagant life by selling this magazine???

More drunk Ex-Countess please! NY just seems like a breath of fresh air compared to the OC this season. I really really cannot stand the Lydia, Kelly Dodd, Vicki alliance. It’s like the worst bitches from your high school grew up, got money and decided to destroy you by following you around and making your social life…

To be fair to Tamra, she did tell Shannon at the restaurant that she should order the white fish when Shannon asked. I think her confessional was saying the same thing along with...come on now, don’t ask me a question about healthy eating, disregard what I say, and then talk about how you can’t lose weight. Which I…

Howdy! Excalibur was my very first rollercoaster ever...I STILL miss that place.

Oh man this is so true. Looking back on my childhood/teenage years, my Dad was wayyy more like the fun uncle. You want all the candy you can eat? NO PROBLEM! Cable tv? NO PROBLEM! No bedtime and unlimited trips to Astroworld? NO PROBLEM. But you need someone to take care of health insurance/car insurance/school drop…

With crystals! Was just discussing Andrew Keegan this weekend!

SO much this. What the hell is up with the mindset of, “How best can I make this teen girl feel bad about herself?” I’ll admit the worst bullying for was definitely in the seventh grade, the older kids were certainly hellbent on making sure I’d run home crying every day. They normally succeeded.

Ugh. I’m so sorry. I feel your pain. Freshman year I gave an older dude ( who I had a crush on foreveeeeer) a handjob on the back of the bus. Reallll subtle. Anyway I gained the nickname “Nutmonkey” which would earned me the pleasure of having one of my guy friends shriek monkey sounds at me whenever he saw me. I also…