Exactly, I feel like the kids thing is something that turns a lot of otherwise healthy happy relationships into dealbreakers. Also thanks for the congrats!

Not drinking due to pregnancy but WOOO boy do I have a lot of feelings about the RHONY. 1.) I miss single Luann, like a lot. She’s way too holier than thou when she’s in a relationship and so so so much fun when she’s out banging her way through the Pirates of the Central Park. 2.) Dorinda, I love so much even when…

This will sound terrible, but I’ve heard that after your colonoscopy you have the best fart of your life. So there’s one thing to look forward to!

Right? Like I said, attention whore. But trust me, it’s worth it to keep watching. This week’s episode was very reminiscent of the Richard sisters epic season 1 meltdown aka reality tv actually colliding with people dropping their reality tv faces and showing some truth.

I have not thank you, nor have I even heard of that before! Off to research breast crawl! I also want to look into finding a good lactation consultant, one friend swears by them.

It certainly seems like any way the baby comes out is gonna suck majorly. I now agree with my husband that I think it may have been better to have twins...

I am both very glad I read your response and also pretty scared. My friend just had a 10 pound 7 oz baby and she was in labor for 36 hours, had him naturally and also had some pretty gnarly delivery complications. She also like you was pretty intent on going the natural birth route. I’m beginning to see the wisdom in…

Real talk. If you knew he was going to be that big would you have done a scheduled c-section? I’m currently in my second trimester and every time I hear about a big baby I’m like...wellllll maybe I should consider the non-natural path to child birth.

I had a miscarriage in December, chemical pregnancy that miscarried in February and am now in the second trimester bumping along. It is INCREDIBLY common, and doesn’t make the pain any less. If you ever want to join an amazing online community of ladies who have gone through it, let me know and I’ll send the info…

I know you are asking about music, but might I also add...Houston delicious food recs: A.) Please please try Shipley’s Donuts (they also have tasty kolaches) B.) Goode Company BBQ C.) El Tiempo Cantina there are other amazing food options all over but those are my faves whenever I’m back in town.

there’s NOT theirs, jesus.

Also kudos to him for admitting that people really dislike him. I mean, there’s trolling, and then theirs Nickelback newsletter level trolling. Ie. enemy level.

Rose whatsherface who is engaged to Jason Staham and was the preggo one in Mad Max.

That smushed “I made it nice” cake was everything.

Within a week of moving into our new place, I went downstairs to find the bathroom flooded with sewage. Then when I was forced to call Roto Rooter ( they were the only ones who could come out that day) the Rooter totally busted out the cap of a pipe outside ( they weren’t paying attention) and sprayed fecal water all…

Maybe for Fourth of July she can recommend Andre popsicles, it’ll be more on brand.

I took it more as her finally seeing what everyone else has been telling her. It’s like she’s been in a love cocoon for awhile just believing what he’s been saying “I want to be a lawyer. I want to take the bar.” Cut to 2 years later...she’s looking around like. “Am I really dating a dude who chills at home with the…

I will agree to this. Also Whitney’s creepy face. He looks like a middle age accountant that had a mid-life crisis and now buys “all young preppy clothes”.

Those $.39 cheeseburgers were the jam! I’d kill 2-3 with fries and a diet coke as a quick afternoon “snack”.

Yeah, if I were you, I’d DEFINITELY start Southern Charm season 1 or 2 ( the last season was bananas from the jump). You need a crash course in Kathryn to truly be able to appreciate how amazing it is. Naomie is really really great, and I feel so bad for her having to deal with Craig’s mantrums. I also appreciate how…