That’s much better than the detention I got for handing in my weekly reading report with my “mom’s” signature....along with the paper I had used to practice writing my mom’s signature all over.

Don’t forget she was Martha’s sister in Doctor Who!

Gah! That reminds me, the house that I grew up in (years 3-20) had one of the old fashioned alarm systems. Once you open the door you had to use this tiny silver key to disarm the alarm within 90 seconds of opening the door or window, or else the alarm would sound and the entire house would start screeching. Because…

Oh man, totally tearing up right now. I read your comment and was like “Hey that reminds me of a story where I’m pretty sure my dad ( who passed away 3 years ago) helped me.” I typed it all up, and then thought better about posting it and just felt a little warm and fuzzy about thinking about dads reaching out in nice…

It’s the dude rejection defense mechanism. Like when some guy catcalls you on the street and you ignore him and then he follows up with “You aren’t that cute anyway!”

Such...such idiots. Also, I was always amazed that no one else did this as a kid. I mean, if you have a pool...what else are you going to do other than think of ways to drown?

Oh man. I got them for my wedding and they are totally awesome and it’s like you look great without any eye makeup at all. I bought a Livingsocial for them first, and tried them out before committing to them for the wedding. They lasted 3 weeks and were like $130? But totally worth it. The most annoying part was…

I’ll play! When I was a kid my younger brother and I had a game where we’d tie each other to lawn chairs and then push each other into the pool. So you’d have to wriggle your way out in order to swim to the surface. I’m still a little shocked my mom never found out, but yeah we really really got a little too into the…

The 3 types of pics: 1 good headshot, 1 full body shot and 1 that kinda shows what you’re into aka: is it a picture of you in front of the Tardis bathroom at a bar in Brooklyn? Or maybe a shot of you at a party? In London? The first two pics style of pics are mostly to be like “This is what I look like!” And the third…

UGH. That’s the thing that drives me crazy. I feel like, as women we’re used to pain being part of our lives. Because it normally IS part of our lives to some extent. Whereas with the menfolk...when they feel uncomfortable or sick or in slight pain. Stop THE PRESSES! I seriously have no idea what I would do if dudes…

Ok, so I’d say this ( and feel free to completely disregard my advice) if someone has been talking to you online but has not asked you out...adding more photos will only make it more likely for him to actually ask you out rather than continue chatting online. If you had gone out on a few dates and then you spruced up…

I’ll say this. My very first message when I signed up for online dating (OKC) was “How many times a day do you shave your vagina?” which almost made me NOPE the fuck out of online dating forever. BUT luckily I stuck with it, went on a lot of dates (some great, others absolutely not so great) and ended up meeting my…

As a lady who is on my period right now, I will gladly hunt down these dudes and punch them in the dicks for you. It doesn’t really count as education unless they feel the pain of my fists.

NO WAY! BAD WOLF FUREVER! If I need a good cry I watch the last episode of Season 1, the last two episodes of Season 2, and then the last 3 episodes of Season 4.

I love love loved Stranger Things on Netflix. If you are a fan of 80's adventure/friendship/scifi/WinonaRyder then BADA BING you are in business!

These are awesome! Great job!

One of them is supposed to be a boy! Is it weird that I’m like...yay a really handsome and funny guy is having a boy...that is awesome!?

Hey! I got married last month to a guy I met online. So yeah, for me it worked out just fine. I was in NYC and did howaboutwe.com which is the app where you basically propose dates and then actually go out with the people. There is a lot less of the whole back and forth chatting, plus it’s a much smaller profile so…

I know and your feelings were real, I’m not saying his weren’t, but the relationship was not. He was hiding a large part of himself the entire time, and as shitty and cruel as that was, his caring for you was not based out of a place of truthfulness.

Twas by FAR the dating experience that made me feel the most like I dodged a bullet. Beating out many other NYC weirdos.