Remember the mini backpacks that had holes for your headphones so you could put your CD player in it? I had one that was cow patterned for some reason. My friend had a Daria one that I always wanted to steal.

The post is pretty clear on the anti-LGBT community front, I was just making a joke re: mister douchebag politician also probably being very anti-pleasure to his own wife.

I feel like this law is also probably a dig at his wife. "Sorry honey, can't do oral tonight it's illegal." Also how on earth is this expected to be enforced? Are there going to be Moral Oral police?

I'd like to add a third addition. I'm now of the "Oh god, now I don't want kids," mindset after reading this post. And this is off my baby high from holding a 12 day old newborn last week.

Also, I'd like to point out that ALL of the examples are white on other culture racism. I'm kinda of surprised that there is no acknowledgement that racism can exist in situations other than "Oh man white people are always being racist against someone!".

Ouch. And yes, I got "dumped" by a guy I went on 1 date with, via the longest voicemail in history. He was also an actor, so it was really my bad for going on the date in the first place.

I agree! I love him as the soft tall teddy bear who is probably confused as to where the forest is. The whole "I fart egg protein shakes" look just doesn't do it for me.

No I can vouch for the youngest...get away with anything. My little bro also used to pull the whole "But Good is soooo much better at vacuuming." He would do a terrible job cleaning and I'd just get called upon to redo his chores....so much rage.

Awesome. If it's a product men like you can get behind ( or in front) then I'll add it to my list of underthings that should be invented. Like the ice bra, a bra that stays cool the entire day so there isn't a swamp around the ladies.

Do they make ball bras? Because that's sort of the next untapped market in mens undergarments.

I can tell my cat Brock loves me because he has allergies and likes to walk right up to me and then sneeze in my face. So much love.

Thank you for this. I mean...I was thinking Sandy B., but Connie is that awesome combo of fiery passion and fabulous hair.

Yeah, suitly ridiculing. As in I'm wearing a suit and being ridiculous. Duh.

You should try shower sexytimes (Cool water shower rather not hot water bc duh)!

This is ridiculous. Like actually ridiculous. You're not a bully, especially since I'm assuming you weren't like "OMG you big baby! CRY ABOUT IT! What are you a total crybaby?" Unfortunately it seems like some people look for reasons to get upset, and sometimes take those reasons to HR because they are looking for a…

Right, I mean I think that a school has more factors ( aside from GPAS and test scores) to consider when they accept students. I'm just pointing out there was an automatic way she could have gone to UT she just didn't have the grades. In general I think that it's hard to argue discrimination when there's a way to get…

What makes this extra annoying is that UT (like all Texas public schools) has a top 10% rule. You get into the top 10% of your class...you automatically get to your university of choice! It's that easy. Going after that rule would be understandable ( aka if you transfer to a less difficult high school just to get into…

Exactly it's not like she wrote into Women's Health being all like "Hey do you have a workout that tones my abs in one week?" No one writes in to Dear Abby for exercise/fashion advice ( at least I certainly hope they don't). Dear Abby where I can get that smart red suit you wear? Also how do you keep your butt so…

YESSS. The Bitchy Resting face is a must, unfortunately after almost 10 years here I still have "La La LA Ask me Questions!" face. 4 years after I moved here my mom asked a guy we were buying an air conditioner from what tips he has for me living in NYC, he took one look at me and said "Stop looking so happy. You need…

I concur. Can I add that pointing to your erection and saying "Look what you did." is also a move that should be retired from the playbook.