HAHAH. This is amazing. If it makes you feel any better this weekend I made "just put them in the oven cookies" from Tollhouse. I followed the directions re: timing and temp but during the party (yes I was having a party so everyone got to watch) people were like "it smells like burning cookies" and I was like "the…

Yuuuup.

I understand the desire to support friends and help them become healthy especially when dealing with your own unhealthy eating patterns. I get that. But I think going above that and offering to change a friend through weight loss is cruel. My best friend whom I love dearly gained around 40 pounds between senior year…

I wish I read this 2 years ago after a bad breakup. Instead I read that breakup book, which was way longer and less helpful

Seriously. Where were y'all when I was in middle school and getting serenaded over the phone with poorly played Nirvana?

HAHAHHA....yes. Reminds me of that old Denis Leary standup where he's talking like 300 miles an hour and sweating profusely the whole time.

I farted during sex once. I was laughing and it happened and I know that I should have been mortified to high heaven but instead it just made me laugh harder. Luckily I was in a long term serious relationship at the time so he couldn't very well dump me for it.

Let's not forget about the "Can I get some?" guy. You know the one that sees you eating a small bag of chips and asks if he in fact can also partake. All food is fair game, and if you don't share...you're the asshole. Ps my work's food guy actually left a post it note for my desk neighbor on her container of gummies…

Some of us are just bad at cooking and need Lean Cuisines to survive. No seriously... today I tried cooking dinner for myself for the first time in a long time and I managed to cut myself with a butter knife.

One thousand percent this! It's stories like these that make me think that some women are going to find sexism in every interaction with men. Maybe next someone can write a story about how my downstairs male neighbor asked if he could borrow a large cooking pot. I mean...did he ASSUME we'd have a large cooking pot…

I think "sexist" in the context of this article is a stretch. But seriously, I feel bad for this guy.

OUCH! Sad but true. I've learned not to trust women who say that because they have a tendency to be very "ME ME ME" or "Let's go out and meet guys! But you should wear that pantsuit that you think makes you look fat."

Exactly that's why this guy is so scary. Also how on Earth do you get non-diversity in America without segregation? Aren't we past all this by now?

I hope this is some sort of performance art thing. It could be right? No one in this day and age is that openly terrible, unless they are part of the Westboro Baptist movement.

I feel like you are missing the point. The whole idea of having a sexpot Sorceress who has impossibly ridiculous curves versus the female character who is dressed like the tomboy next door is exactly why I have a problem with the first character. It boils women down to one or the other, and quite frankly calling it…

SERIOUSLY?! Seriously? You are actually going to try to defend the game's ubersexualized, absolutely ridiculous female character by bringing up the fact that your GF and her friends wanted big boobs?!

I hope that's a sarcastic clap. Not sure if serious.

Ummm...do you not understand the whole C.S. Lewis pedo backstory?

You know what? No. I don't agree. Women who prey on other people's significant others DESERVE to be called out, just as much as Thurston does. And I think this article is merely pointing out WHO that other woman is. The truth is it's easy to say "We should only blame one person." but it's both the man AND the other…

So he terminated his rights to a white non-Native American, and now he's upset she got adopted by a white non-Native American couple?