TAKE FIVES! Seriously they are the best of all time, Take Five candy bars.

This dude needs a vasectomy like 5 years ago....anyone got a time machine?

Hold up wait a minute....no. Just no. You know WHY people get pissed when you post pics of your little one's "victorious nugget"? Because like your blog post says...EVERYONE'S done it. EVERYONE has gone through potty training, and it's that gross accomplishment that isn't special, involves fecal matter, and isn't…

YES! I agree completely. Casting the super cute tiny nosed girl was a complete cop out, and basically made the idea of a prequel comedic to say the least. Also while I personally would have chosen Aiden, I agree that for Carrie...that life just wouldn't have been satisfying. The reason I loved Carrie was because she…

I know some people may slam her for coming back so soon, or for GMA for bringing her back so soon or "exploiting" the situation. But honestly I'm just happy to see her back and I think that if I were in her position I'd be happy to get back to my life and career.

Internet high five! If you liked Preacher it's a pretty good bet you'd enjoy Y.

OMG Lindy! Read Y the Last Man! It's brilliant...also, while you're at it pick up Preacher. They are some seriously well written and drawn graphic novels. Aka the best of all time

Thank you Tracy! How wonderful to finally hear after YEARS and YEARS of uppity single moms proclaiming that their method of parenting is the successful that we finally have a counterpoint to their argument. Your article is insulting, rambling, and completely ridiculous. It just brings me back to a day in my sixth…

Really?! Are there any good brands you can recommend? I have so many pairs of heels because I wear them like once they hurt me and I shun them to my closet. Then I buy another pair, they hurt me and well...you see where I'm going here.

Um I'm 5'9" the only time you'll see me in stilettos is when I'm snorting coke and hitting a club. Aka never. The idea of working out in anything other than sneakers or bare feet is absolutely ridiculous. Also ladies that wear heels every day...HOW DO YOU NOT SOB DURING LUNCH? Seriously heels are the worst.

God I'd love to lambast you...but I can't. Those eyes and lips...gah. I'd hate-hump the shit out of him.

Dear Ex:

A.) Love the review B.) I seriously laughed when they have the giant "crack" sound when Russell Crowe eats it. I thought maybe I just thought that sound up because no one else was amused. And yes it sounds like Russell Crowe is munching on marbles all of the movie, but I'm still oddly attracted to him so what does…

Is it just me or does Hodor seem like the best option up there? Just sayin.

Double this! My nicknames in high school all revolved around the size of my derrière. Alas my love lady lumps up top are less than impressive. Maybe we should band together to make Pear Gurls the new It trend.

I worked retail a tiny bit in college but I have to admit that my most degrading job was the one right after college for an ad company. During one holiday party (for the clients not really the employees) a client came up to me grabbed my skirt and lifted it up (luckily I had bloomers on) commented on my derrière. I…

I'll agree out of sight is important, but I'm also trying to train myself to think of something else the minute I think of him or them (because quite frankly I knew what she was doing ages ago I just didn't think she was that terrible of a person). It's hard but I'm trying to be ever vigilant.

Thank you and ((hugs)) back to you as well. You're right, the important thing to focus on in this situation is ourselves and what we want and what makes us happy ( not who makes us happy).

Thank you for this, it made me cry. I thought my ex was my person after almost almost 6 years and i ended up walking away. I always thought we'd figure it out eventually...until he took up with a mutual friend and never talked to me again.