Everyone said "Oooh, get a puppy! It'll help prepare you for a baby!" but I don't think the baby is going to bite my softest spots (inner thigh, side boob, under upper-arm) with needle teeth and shit on my bed while I go get a band-aid. I'm like 98% sure on that.

My friends did something similar, but the potluck was for dinner and we stayed the night (it was at a cottage). The mother of the bride coordinated the whole thing and assigned a dish/beverage to each (or most) of the guests so the dinner would make sense. They also requested no gifts. I didn't think anything of it,…

Just a heads up. You don't have to argue with the racists that are going to show up. Also, dismiss is your friend. It's my friend. Dismiss is a friend to all.

N-Hole?

Related to both assholes who think they're keeping it real and condescending sexist pricks: people who misinterpret their total lack of emotional intelligence as them always being logical and you always being emotional. Nope, buddy, your emotions actually are playing a part in this subjective conflict we're having,…

or idk maybe black people are tired of white people going "Hmmm I want to do something "urban" (read: black) today...Wait, I know! Watermelon! Braids! Sassy Black Girl™ expressions!"

Everyone wants to be black, aside from the burden of actually being black. Welcome to America, people.

Because Hamas is the one that has the actual right to defend itself. Contrary to popular belief, Hamas IS the elected governmental body of Gaza, and has the duty to stand up for the people of Gaza, who have been under a crippling Israeli siege since 2006, making the country, according to the WHO, unlivable by the year…

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

I don't think he was trying to slut shame her. I think he was asking why she would do that, knowing how he felt about her, because it would give him hope, or he felt lead on by that. He was clearly vulnerable to her and cared about her a lot. If the roles were reversed I know I wouldn't want to feel like a notch on…

Women aren't children though.

oh god, no. no, please.

Has anyone seen Snowpiercer, yet? I watched it last night, and I thought it was very well done. I'd like to hear anyone else opinion on it. It's Bong Joon-Ho's first English film. It's got Tilda Swinton, Octavia Spencer, John Hurt, Chris—-one of those blonde superhero boys The Captain America one, and Song Kang-Ho(!).…

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

Mark, you are genuinely better at responding to negative comments, whether they are trollish in nature or just people with different views, than anyone else I have ever seen on the internet. You could be the poster child for The High Road.

As a member of the gays (or just, you know, gay), you can say whatever you want. This wasn't a post about how we should talk about ourselves amongst or about ourselves (that is so much bigger). It was about being referred to as a representative of an entire group by people outside of the group who compress being gay…

The Time 100 list isn't ranked, nor has it ever been. It's a list of the most influential people (plural) - Beyonce made the cover because she can sell more magazines than Jenji Kohan or Angela Merkel, not out of any special distinction - publications of the issue in foreign markets carried different cover photos,…

This. I got so sick of people saying that crap while she was shaking her ass on stage. I've got no problem with shaking asses and stages. It's the pretending it's somehow more respectable when Beyonce does it I had a problem with. It's either respectable because of women's freedom and ownership of their bodies or…

If the two of them were having serious issues around the time that she was recording Beyonce (which was basically all of 2013) and if she was still writing songs like "Drunk In Love," that would be…odd. One could argue that the songs were an attempt to save her marriage, but still, putting out a very specific and…