@Almane: I'm still working on figuring that out. I have bruises on my chin along my jaw line and on my collar bone where it sticks out. According to my boyfriend, I fell out of the bed and into the metal trash can that he pulled over for me. So I'm thinking it was probably that. But the chin bruises could also go…

Yesterday was my 21st birthday. This morning I woke up with nothing left in my stomach, scratch that, body, that I could possibly expel, and bruises all over my face.

@Karen Understanding: Yes, Don't you know that two wrongs make a right?

@lawlover: I think we have to recognize that there is no standing brick wall between life outside of the classroom and what happens in the classroom though. It's not that I support the decision to relocate Petro, (just playing devil's advocate here) but how would one go about establishing the boundaries of what…

@BioLady: Ah, good luck! Just be really firm with them, and ask a ton of questions. Every once in a while you get a good doctor so it's not so bad. But seriously, talk about all of your symptoms and let them know that you HAVE to get better because you have [ insert upcoming important thing here]

@tulinesangala: Oh it's still called DUH. I just wanted to reference it in such a way that everyone would know what I'm talking about. But yes, still DUH, still crappy.

I had a wonderful UTI that my college health center misdiagnosed for 6 months, that is, I had the same UTI for six months and they gave me a different medicine every week, none of which helped. I peed blood, abstained from sex with my boyfriend for an insanely long time, drank sooooo much fucking water, and still,…

Just to get 50's back, he clarified in an article that his name is pronounced "Fifty" not "Fiddy." Random trivia of the day. Please don't ask why I know this.

@welshdiminutiveofMargaret:

JEZZIES. After eight weeks of traipsing around Europe with spotty internet I am finally back in the States and back on Jezebel. I'm renting a movie, ordering Chinese and will be relaxing alllllll night long.

@SUNNY1: Haven't made friends yet. Djagno and I are travelling solo for a week prior to program. So we were in Prague for the last three days, are in Austria today and tomorrow and will be in Slovenia for another 3 days, THEN the program begins. I'm hoping I'm less homesick once I get there. I'm just weirdly really…

@Gertrude.: can't edit. It's not that I am "not homesick" it's that I am NOW homesick.

Just finished day 2 of a 6 week trip around Eastern Europe this summer (5 weeks are filled with a class in Croatia) and as excited as I was to come here, I am not debilitatingly homesick. Like can't open my eyes without crying.

@artsygirl: Exactly. If we "fix" historical records like literature and art to fit our current standards of what is politically correct then we put ourselves in the very dangerous position of being able to potentially erase and forget our past mistakes, opening up opportunities to repeat them. I get pissed everytime I…

I was fine with this song until Danielle kissed Lori on the cheek at the end of the song. So forced, so uncomfortable. I'm sorry Lori, that this is how you must claim your 15 minutes of fame.

@MrJez2u: I agree that the police officer was within his right and line of work to ticket the girls, but coming from a family of several police officers and having spent a the last few month interviewing/ riding along with officers, punching like that is never okay. Even if that girl were taller and heavier, then use…

@Gertrude.: Re-read my comment and just want to clarify that I am not arguing that the girls should not face consequences, but rather that the police officers reaction of punching someone is in no way warranted, nor can the excuse of being near a "scary hostile mob" be justly employed here.

@cari: I'm sorry I didn't see people "losing their shit." I saw people watching and NOT intervening. If the cop isn't comfortable being watched while he's making an arrest then he should consider training and be more sure of the motivation behind the arrest. Officers are trained to work well in situations where…

@IceRoadHooker: I think it may be more of an obsession with wanting to gain popularity with the public. After watching the season, Jill probably realized that the public would shower with Bethenney. Now she's trying to rectify her relationship to save face. I don't think she honestly cares that much about being…

@notsodarling: THANKS. You're a lifesaver.