Typical bread and circuses behavior, meanwhile the more important story suggested by Fox Sports in the first video "What Does Metta Know" (the secret to unlimited energy via perpetual motion, who really shot Archduke Franz-Ferdinand, how Robert Sacre is on an NBA roster) goes unexplored.

Usually if somebody scores and finishes with Semin on his stomach, it's an unassisted goal.

So from this point on, Villanova outscored St. John's 80 to 33.

So Klinsmann was right to question his commitment to U.S. soccer!

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

They should have just called it "Crappie" - AMIRITE?!?!?

Statement today from the Raiders: "Shit, if we had known he was only 29, we never would have signed him!"

This is in contrast to joining the Angels, where you get three texts asking if you know where Josh Hamilton is.

Anything that trended on Twitter, lit up Facebook, or created national headlines?

In Watts' defense, the cell signal there is very poor. One, maybe two bars on a good day.

2014 Mets season recap

"Rae Sremmurd" was also the verdict reached by the dyslexic juror in the Carruth trial.

You had me at 350lb Big Fat Moms.....

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

As a Browns fan, what doesn't sadden you greatly?

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

Ironically, the ideal shape for both "I hate Jesus" and "I love Jesus" cakes is a crucifix.

He seems to know more about the triangle than the Knicks.

So...how did you find out about the swastikas?

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers