Since the AV Club is really just where the Onion sends their less funny writers as a sort of farm team, the proper label is “claimed satire”. Nobody actually believes anything they read here. Especially the comments.

Israel has mandatory national military service. She was a draftee, not some super soldier.

I’m still pissed off about Detroiters, I loved that show.

Dang... I at least hope his corpse isn’t just floating loosely around inside a space shuttle... RIP 

Yeah, I want the one where Shipwreck gets abducted and goes crazy.

Or the one where Destro has Cthulhu in his basement.

The trick is to look back at this post and

It’s the same shit they did with DeMarcus Cousins. No matter how big of a raging asshole he was, it was always the fault of the Kings/Pelicans/Warriors that he acted like a total psycho.

Lauding her drive and willingness to do amazing things is great, and I’m sure as hell sad about this, but calling people gutless and sheep because they choose not to take unnecessary risks for an adrenaline thrill is some really pathetic projecting.

Jesus.

I want to READ Random Roles.  Thumbs down for this great feature’s pivot to video.  Give me a transcript.

Personally, I think it’s extremely good and not horrifically scary that our country is run by a grotesque cabal of sundowning racist grandpas.

The strangest part of this is that he was given a blood test.

“It is thoroughly serviceable and has a message that is at least attempting to be positive.”

it is thoroughly serviceable and has a message that is at least attempting to be positive.

I watched the sketch and... yup, this article describes it.

Plus that burger looks really sad and not appetizing at all. It appears that it is a hamburger with just ketchup. It was more of an ad for Heinz Ketchup. I could see the tagline now, “Heinz Ketchup makes crap Burger King seem somewhat editable” 

How many years do you guys think it will be until we’ll be able to officially play Earthbound and Earthbound Beginnings on Switch, if ever?

I loved it too. I think I’m having a bizarro day on the av club as I didn’t get on with the highly praised South Park episode but loved It’s Always Sunny this week.

now officially vying with Kate McKinnon for the most compelling presence on the show—

“My one-year-old son actually walked in and sneakily turned my PC off during a stream, and my community still laughs about it.”